If you had to

[fizzlefry]

commit suicide, what way would you want to go?

 

[comeatmebro]

jump off a HUGE cliff on skis with no parachute. i would ski some sick gnar line down and jump off the cliff do some insanely amazing trick and die. that would be sweet.

 

[fillup]

jump off the top of a stadium into the middle of a game

perfrably the super bowl

 

[davyjones]

if crookedboner died first it wouldnt matter how i went..fuckin faggot

 

[Nicholas.]

yeah id probably fly out to like the swiss alps and just shred the gnarliest lines as hard as i could all fucked up on pcp or something and just go hard on them until i died by hitting a rock or falling off a huge cliff.

 

[Public_Enemy0255]

take like 20 valiums, then slowly slip away....while havin sex

 

[cherry*pie]

i'd try the mega ramp in the x games

 

[thedutchmayn]

calm down. just ask yourself this question. "do i really need to be such a douchebag?"

 

[comeatmebro]

who is crookedboner?

 

[Nicholas.]

ewwwww think about it for ur partner, then hes gotta fuck a dead girl and finish still obviously.

and shut the fuck up noob^^

 

[timmi]

you dick

 

[Nicholas.]

and by ^^ i meant this fag.

 

[Public_Enemy0255]

oh shit, good point. ignore that hhahaa

 

[bitchassphatz]

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!! fuckin classic.

i'd choke myself and jerk off. hopefully i' have rigamotir of the cock and the paramedic would be a necro....yeah!

 

[comeatmebro]

HAHAHA he gets flamed to all hell!!

 

[davyjones]

hahahaha calm down crookedboner is my freind haha

 

[comeatmebro]

this is true. but i still dont know who crookedboner is.

 

[Microcosm]

I would ski some insane line in fresh pow through these huge cliffs. If I made it down alive I'd probably be pretty stoked and decide to go on living.

 

[Gavajabra2]

I'd probably assasinate Kim Jong Il

 

[jibmaster_josh]

sky dive without a chute from 30000 feet into the ocean

 

[jp_draves]

what if you somehow lived and you'd be in umbarable pain stuck in the ocean. that would suck. I would try to ski like the craziest big mountain line switch while on morphine.

 

[GatoGordo]

Jump off of something, and do a lot of flips on my way down.

 

[GatoGordo]

^ even better, cover myself in shit so the guy that has to pick me up has to get covered in my shit.

 

[twix_182]

juat do it naked. an land backside up. then all ur shit will just go all over you anyways when u die. release the fecals release teh fecals

 

[Potatoes]

ahahahha that's awesome.

i'd probably just shoot myself into a garbage can. probably the cleanest?

 

[PilleDaKid]

i would probally pick a fight with chuck norris

 

[tequila]

I would pay someone to give me a really big (and good) surprise (nothing dirty) so I'd die of shock.

 

[skiEER]

haha good point

 

[Drail]

basicly i'd do whatever i wanted (like steal a helicopter and force a pilot to fly my around) till i got way to out of line and i go down in a gunfight gta styles.

 

[pbandj]

probably fuck some sluts with aids and die or punch myself in the face until i die that's pretty fucking manly

 

[KyleM]

jump out of a plane.

 

[babujib]

i always thought that same thing, when im like 70 i dont want to live longer, and i want to jump outta a plane without a parachute

 

[Nicholas.]

hahah has anyone seen maddox's list of many ways to kill yourself hahahaha, one of them is "hold your breath"

 

[pbandj]

haha i wash just reading it step 1: bash head against sidewalk step 2: repeat hahahhaa

 

[Drail]

i think that's impossible. you'd just pass out then start breathing again when you're out.

 

[MistaFab]

i would drink an insain amount of ex-lax, then shit my intestines out all over someone/something

 

[Reptar]

I would probably streak through the streets all day. then while people are chasing me i would get ontop of a tall building and jump off and scream HAPPY BIRTHDAY RICK!

 

[pbandj]

did you just discover sex or something? like what the fuck it's all you talk about fuckin nympho

 

[bitchassphatz]

a real man can hold his breath while knocked out.

 

[grams.]

not funny dude, our family friend recently commited suicide

 

[pbandj]

who's gunna be the asshole?

 

[artfullydodged]

i hope your boner gets cancer

 

[artfullydodged]

haha, my bad, i hope your boner remains cancer free

 

[kgirvan]

id try to take on king kong

 

[Piste.Off]

die in glory by blocking a bullet from hitting my mother

 

[eastcoastsoloMAN]

why do you ask this??

 

[Peter.]

i'd head to compton and join the bloods

 

[Nicholas.]

hes not making light of suicide dude hes just asking a question.

 

[SlickRick.]

nebrofeliac!!!!

 

[Eleven]

alcohol

 

[moonofendor]

necrofeliac...

i'd drink alot of diet coke. then strike a cool pose, and have someone choke me.

the diet coke forms formaldahyde(sp) and ur body doesn't decompose. so when someone digs me up it'll be me stricking a cool pose.