if you had to choose:

well first of all, i think you meant to say 2' or 16' penis. my opinion is that i'd choose the two incher, cause size really doesn't matter. The vagina adjusts to the size of the penis (unless they're a dirty slut who's so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway) so i would choose the smaller one because 16' is huge.

 
yeah 16 would be uncomfortable, you would have to tape that up during sports

-Dan

RED SOX
 
plus, sex sucks unless you can go balls deep

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sometimes when im running water to wash dishes or something, i think about how lucky i am to have such simple access to running water and how some people will never know such a simple pleasure.

then i let it run for awhile, just because i can.

 
yeah two. 16 is just frightening

My friend\'s and I formed a NO GIRLS ALLOWED club when we were little. Then we gave it up when girls made my penis get hard

-midwest_rep

r u sayin we r being censored by da goverment?

fuck pussy dick suckin lips

-freeze_pooter

 
itd be fun to freak girls out with the 16 incher. id take that one.

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A handjob's the man's job. Yo job's a blowjob.
 
what about if you had to choose between wearing a pink shirt with the text 'assfuck' in limegreen over the chest for the rest of your life, you couldnt take it off even while sleeping or having sex etc, and you couldnt cover it with anything,OR, having some marmalade under your nose for the rest of your life?

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-[Absence.]
 
^ id take both, with the two incher in my ear and the 16er down my throat.

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'No way, Bin is the shit! He has nine wives, he's filthy rich, and just chills all day in the desert broin down with his extremist terrorist friends and shoots his AK and makes explosives and nerve gas. Dude knows how to live. Man that gay building in New York was too damn tall anyways. Bush is a pole smoking fagget compared to Osama.'

~221
 
i'd take the 16 incher, could be fun. lol. just stick it in her ass, then go balls deep.

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don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smokin' weed again.

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no doubt, sit back on the couch, pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out. Laid the bitch out, then i put it in her mouth, pulled out, nutted on a towel, then passed out.
 
depends on the circumference

-Strode

Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
 
mommy said it............16incher i guess....but it would be huge and get in the way....while two inches you would be made fun of and people wouldnt know that u could have had a huge uncomfortable one...

-let people do what they want, ski how you want, make whoever you want your role model its your choice

-i love to ski, so should you, its fun, try it sometime

-thats what the internet is for anonymously slandering people-jason lee

 
^I'd go with the arms, man you could steeze everything out, and reach stuff other people cant reach. wow.

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i concur

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'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if there wasn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'

Solider in the NS ARMY

Rollers of NS unite!!!

603 for life

I'm conservative, just so you all know.

Member Number: 5172

 
^^ would you rather be a disrespected newbie posting shit posts noone knows, or a respected member making intelligent posts?

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'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if there wasn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'

Solider in the NS ARMY

Rollers of NS unite!!!

603 for life

I'm conservative, just so you all know.

Member Number: 5172

 
2' or 6'...wwjd.

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

alpentalik: i had lots of dust bunnies...they were nice and soft, but then i realized that they had pubes in them.
 
wwjd? ahahhahaha

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers

member 9020

newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!

'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7

'ok im gonnago play pocket tanks...the only game that runs on my computer'-cruz

 
i'd vote fer da 16 incher, cause if a bitch makes fun of you, you could whip it out and slap her cross the face. ever get slapped and had a hand mark on ya? how about a huge dick mark?

fat people should avoid buffets

 
^^^what the hell was that for?

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'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if there wasn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'

Solider in the NS ARMY

Rollers of NS unite!!!

603 for life

I'm conservative, just so you all know.

Member Number: 5172

 
16' then were a speedo to the beach to make all the dudes uncomfortable and leave. and then the gurls come flocking like birds

sleeping disorders are so trendy!
 
like 5 girls could jerk you off at once and there wouldnt be any arguments between them

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Caleb

'hey Lois, give Chris a break. I mean no TV? So he failed a class...its not like he felt up his cousin in the garage that Thanksgiving when I was 19.' -Peter Griffen
 
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