If you had to choose one informercial item, what would it be?

[PopsicleStand]

showtime rotisserie, it made everything look so fucking good

 

[Inline.]

OXI CLEAN

 

[holy.shep]

snuggie

 

[SneakyTurtle]

Dual Saw!

 

[Rachy]

magic bullet

 

[DirtyDan]

Buy shake weight, buy FL, tape FL to SW. ?????, work out while you jerk out.

 

[chuck_testa]

the epic pass.

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[bri.bug]

shake weight for sure.

 

[Mama.]

DUHHHH

 

[soulskier]

wonder boner

 

[snowflexzone]

whats the spray on rubber stuff?

 

[Steezy_P]

 

[Flying~Squirrel]

26 knives for 3 easy payments of THIRTEEN NINETY FIVE!

 

[Steezy_P]

And get an extra slisah!

 

[Davy.Crockett]

magic bullet, or kinoki, so i can purge my body of heavy metals

 

[BROSEIDON]

inb4 fleshlights/ male enhancement products

 

[TraviHark]

Rhino Liner?

 

[whoa-dere]

slap chop! you'll love my nuts

 

[TraviHark]

I forget what it's called but it's this steamer that cleans and irons your clothes. It would be perfect for things you don't wan't to wash and dry.

 

[jfxphoto]

Magic bullet, I have one and use it everyday.

 

[ohmythugaim]

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And i didn't even use.... a knife.

 

[TEPUKE573]

Jack LaLanne's Power Juicer

 

[-Mugatu]

wait.... does that just make your flab look like abs by just pressing on your stomach? Just when I thought Infomercials couldn't get any dumber they go ahead and do something like this.....

AND TOTALLY REDEEM THEMSELVES!!!!

 

[Peter.]

slap chop

you're gonna love my nuts

 

[jimmer]

 

[RubberSoul]

george forman grill...but after that a fleshlight. curious how that feels

 

[ryan.c]

dent doctor, or whatever its called. if it actually worked id go around running into people for sure