If you had a drug front,

Food distributor. Hide the drugs in the food and mark the stuff specially so that my nation wide distribution centers know which have drugs.
 
Id disguise it as a drug store. Nobody would be stupid enough to sell drugs at a drug store an expect to get away with it.
 
My old assistant manager used to sell ketamine, pills and bud at a pizza place I work at before he got caught and fired. This is how it went.

Client walks into pizza joint.

Hands him money for droogs.

He hands client an empty pizza box with said droogs inside.

"thank you, come again"

Mind you, he managed to keep this up for about 6 months, and cleared like 7 grand before the owner caught on.

 
Funny thing is that the owner told him to give him a certain amount (I never found out how much) or that he would go to cops. Hes still a free man so I'm guessing they made an agreement.
 
I would open a restaurant that specialized in fried chicken and call it "El Pollos Hermanos" or the chicken brothers since me and my twin brother would obviously run it. everyone would call me Gus and I would hide my drugs in the chicken batter./claim
 
Laundromat. Everyone needs their laundry done, and it's an all cash business, so it'd be easy to funnel money into. Plus, they don't need to be attended and have workers besides matainence people.
 
What a perfect idea. Hide your drugs in the middle of the area with the highest density of stoners on the mountain.
 
some sort of sandwiches like a deli.

Because then the stoners would buy the weed and a sandwich at the same time.

And I really like sandwiches soo yeah
 
Ski making, I'd hide the drugs in the core of the ski. You just rip off the top sheet and bam, drugs. but also make real skis so I can have actual customers. I had a dream I did this now I always joke about doing it.
 
i'd open a huge family fun center with a bowling alley, arcade, laser tag, rock climbing wall, pizza joint, and a bar. so many different avenues to funnel money down.
 
There's a VCR Repair place in my neighborhood that is never open but has kept its store front, presumably paying its rent for as long as I can remember. Most blatant drug front i've seen in my life. VCR repair centers can't possibly be profitable in this century...
 
a parts store, like a motorcycle or car parts place, everything there comes in a box or bag just put it in the box or bag
 
I would open a Ski Resort, call it Ascutney Mtn., and serve up so much coke your eye's will bleed.

oh wait...
 
i know a dude that has one. its like a high end stretwear clothing store and they sell J's and SB's and stuff. idk how its not suspicious that some kid who has never had a job and whose family is poor buys a store straight out of high school
 
I work at a bike shop and my boss always talks about when he was getting into the business in the late 70s/early 80s most bike shops were started off coke money, so your not too far off OP.
 
Ski the East Freebase tour

A ski shop would be fun, but unless you're claiming that you're doing tons of tunes, it could be hard to make the numbers add up with your physical inventory. I'd go for some event promotion or cash for service business.
 
Computer repair shop. I love dealing with computers and nobody would expect the nerdy computer store to be a front.
 
Restaurant

Because every waiter in a ski town also slings coke. Also its super easy to fudge numbers at a restaurant and make it legit.
 
Am I the only one with a brain? If you don't use a dry cleaners, how else are you going to launder the money?
 
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