If you could pick to be one animal and why?

idk id probably be like a manta ray or some shit they just swim around n look badass idk they just get me hype n stuff582436.jpeg

 
I'd be a dog. No matter how retarded you are and how many things you try to have sex with, everybody still loves you. If you're lucky, you can even sleep in your human's bed and get treats for doing simple things like sitting down.
 
Polar bear. They are all cute and fluffy, but badass as fuck! Not to mention they're my favorite animal.

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seriously? out of all the majestic beastly animals you could be you would chose a fuckin crab? i dont know man...
 
No man, you don't understand, picture walking around on the bottom of the ocean for your entire crab life. You wouldn't have to do shit but explore and pinch shit. Plus the ocean is beautiful.
 
yeah i see that but if youre gonna explore the ocean why not do it as a whale or sum shit. or maybe even a sperm whale
 
Cause If im a crab I don't have to worry about eating enough food cause i'm a crab and i presume crabs find food easily I don't really know. Plus I wouldn't get to pinch shit. Although being an octopus would be pretty fuckin sweet.
 
Beaver would be cool. Just be like, I don't like where this rivers goin, I'm just gonna move it over there with some mud and these trees I chopped down with my teeth
 
Ya'll are stupid.

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Golden eagle

or maybe a harpy eagle cause their fucking huge....

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no seriously....

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maybe a Peregrine Falcon cause theyre the fastest animals in the world with a 200mph + dive, thatd be so sick.

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watch this, specially the 2nd bird.

 
I would do anything to trade places with my golden retriever, he lives the life doesn't do anything all day but whatever he wants and nobody doesn't like him
 
They sleep, eat, and have sex. Most of the time they don't even need to hunt. Pretty much the life.

Or a peregrine falcon...those shits are badass.
 
Laughing at all your posts in the thread lol.

I think I would be mountain lion or a wolf, seems like they have a cool life in the mountains.
 
honeybadger, cause i don't give a fuck !+those big cats aint got shit on me, i'd be the real king of the savanna !

 
Id be a human because we fuck shit up.

or a bald eagle. aint nothing gonna fuck with a bald eagle. look how big their talons are

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Owl. Get to sit in a tree nearly invisible all day then come night swoop down and pick off your prey without them even knowing. They truly are natures sniper.
 
A timberline wolf. Get to chill in a pack and coordinate attacks on other animals and shit. Plus, it wouldn't get lonely. On the other hand those red pandas looked pretty tight too.....
 
uhhhh easy choice.

large bird like an eagle. ide fly all over the world and see stuff.

or some other king of his domain animal like a lion or something.
 
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