If you could have dinner with 3 people...

BONO!

and umm

-jessica alba

-penelope cruz

annnd

-jenna jameson so if my charm didnt work on the other two i could pay her to bang me.
 
Nice, I might reconsider jesus for Alba, but then I'd have to change Bear Grylls because she'd be more attracted to him than me, so maybe:

Brian Peppers, Stephen Colbert and Jessica Alba.
 
its at my friends dads birthday so i think it will be weird to be like hey take a picture with me and cash warren will be there lol.
 
me, my wife, and my kids (when i have them.)

ok thats a lie, i could eat with them on the couch.

rodney king, so i could slap him and tell him to pull the fuck over next time.

john elway, so i could claim that for the rest of my life

oprah, so she could give me a car afterward.
 
jesus, the man who created mt dew, some incredibly hot chick that noone has ever heard of that isnt a slut and is nice!
 
bob marley ,jim morrison and somebody thats dead that knows the answer to some big mystery that nobody else knows just so i could ask them and only tell the truth if i get millions
 
no rodney king is the reason the '92 riots sparked....or the final straw.

he was being pulled over for a traffic violation and didn't pull over. so when he finally stopped police pulled him out of the car and beat the shit out of him. someone caught it on tape and it was put all over the news. black people got pissed. on the court date for the cops they were all aquitted of all charges and black pople went crazy. mainly the crips.
 
the dude that drug the black guy was named king tho

i just dont remeber his first name

and yea i remember the whole riot thing now
 
Rosie odonnel, an assassin, jesus.

The assassin would kill rosie, and me and jesus would chill and watch.
 
i would change 50 cent to biggie and change the filmer to pac but leave the slave owner and bring my video camera
 
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