If you could go back in time and invent something to make yourself rich

the wheel...

he may not have gotten rich off of it at the time... but if he only knew about now

i think we all owe that guy a great deal of thanks whoever he was...
 
I'd go back in time and invent a music genre before it was actually invented, like rocking beatles tunes before they do
 
If I could go back in time I'd just invest all my money in stocks, like at&t and microsoft or google or something.
 
haha last i checked, oil is natural. but gas maybe...

anyways i would go back to the 1920's and invest all my money in stocks. i would have huge pools and speculate like crazy. we learned about it in history a little bit ago, and people made BILLIONS of dollars in just a year or not even.

that shit is crazy, and all they did was put money in a companies stock and the stock would fluctuate really high then your everyday citizen would see it and try to buy stock. they would buy my stock for a lot of money, i would get rich and sell out, the price would drift back down as all my stock would have been bought and they would lose all their money on it. fuck yes!!!
 
for the longest time i thought i was going to invent a heated toilet seat... i kept it to myself for literally 2 years. then i told my mom and she told me that she'd sat on it in japan. fuck.
 
hahaha omg this same thing happened with me i had thought of making a travel toothbrush that had a lil crank and lever that would push toothpaste through the bristles on the brush eliminating some travel bs and selling them at airports and shit.... well i told my mom after i thought of this bamf idea and the next day my bro comes home from working the western open with the new thing they were passing out called the fresh n' go i was like a fuck no it was my exact idea!!!!!!
 
the fucking ipod

it wouldnt be that far back in time so it wouldnt be like you are in a different world, and youd be loaded. imagine how much money the ceo of apple makes a year. id say billions
 
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