If you could be any animal

yeah im a big fan of ferocious cats, but imagine being able to fly... and swim, and walk (not very well)... so being a duck would be tempting i gotta admit
 
dolphin... free seafood, fuck for fun, and i could envision myself getting pretty innovative in the dolphin tricking thing, flipper drags anyone
 
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sea turtle broooo those things live forever and like...who the fuck tries to harm a sea turtle? nobody. and they all stick together man.
 
beaver. They're fuckin bosses, oh Ima cut down that giant tree with ma teeth, I don't like this river Ima make it move with sticks and mud
 
I'd be a bird. Whats cooler than the ability to fly. Even thought there are some sick animals out there that are totally badass, flying would be fun
 
Fuck beavers. They flooded more than 10 acres of my fuckin property and they flooded part of my moto track!
 
how!? He can't spread his legs, and his cock is a dorsal fin. If you find that suggestive, stop watching tentacle rape hentai
Anyway, I'd be:
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A pterodactyl definitely, I can be a dinosaur and I can fly. If not a monster of some kind if those count.
 
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