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fuck.. i just came home from my first day on skis for this year!! IT WAS awesome TILL i misjudget my speed to a jump, flought over the landing, landed flat hard.. and lost toenails from both of my bigtoes!! FUCK THEY'RE SORE!! gotta buy new boots!! anyone else had this!!

hmmm...
 
i just ripped off my toenail a few hours ago. it was all black and nasty. now the top of my toe hurts like a bitch, but thats nothin good ol' captain morgan cant fix.

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-Steve

'honesty is the best policy. just tell your boss his daughter is one fine piece of ace and she wants your boneware and you feel its only proper that you take her cherry. but not to worry, you'll lube it up and ease it in. like a gentleman.' ~ 221

s m s . s e s s i o n . f o u r

 
the nail which was on my left foot is now gone, bu tthe one in th right is still hanging there.. spurting blood now and then.its like half loose.. haha it feels kinda cool, but it sucks cos i cant go skiing in couple of days..

hmmm...
 
hahahahaha just kidding that just sucks now you gte better and get new boots

Dumont What is a claim jumper.

Abrams It is when i would come to your claim and steal all of your gold.

Dumont Yeah then id Fuck You UP!!!

**~OMI~**

**TEN PIN BOLLERS CULT**
 
My big toe nail sort of died, and then fell off, wasnt too painful. Ski boots are deffinatly hard on the feet though.

Girls are not allowed to fart or burp, therefore we must bitch or else we will explode
 
That sucks ass. I cased a landing ones and Fucked up my big toe bad. it got like 10 times its size and looked like a deformed penis

-B

Skiing isn't an escape from life, its simply a better form of it-Matt Levinthal-AXIS
 
Mine always looks like that. My penis that is.

im and anti-whore trend-whore pro-trend anti-prowhore
 
my toenails were long. then i cut them. my boots fit better now

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are u a boy or a girl?

oh sorry i didnt mean it offensively.......i just couldnt tell cuz u made these posts about jon or whatever

-MARIAH
 
^you sick basterd

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ilove the smell of napalm in the morning...snow smells good too
 
hehe excellent

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are u a boy or a girl?

oh sorry i didnt mean it offensively.......i just couldnt tell cuz u made these posts about jon or whatever

-MARIAH
 
At school a few weeks ago I went to take my seat and had my hand behind me and sat on my hand and my thumb nail got caught on my pocket and was litterally, ripped off. ahhhoha;skjhgkajh I can't even think about it now.

-Lauren

I'm not much of a man by the light of day

But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual Transylvania...

 
yeahh man i lost both my big toe nails 2 seasons ago in the first week, its all good though, i was fine with my boots and stuff the rest of the season. It doesnt hurt, but it took 10 months for those bastards to grow back!!

 
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