If u were...

twintipteles

twintipteles

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a food what would you be?

I'd like to say filet mignon (who wouldn't) but i'll be honest and say that i'm prolly more like a tater tot.

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Chris talking about my sister:
I'd rather date hot shit than her.
 
a cucumber

Jeremy

There's plenty of room for all of God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes.

I'd rather be rich than stupid.
 
a dang quesadilla

If your life's ambition is beyond managing a McDonalds, I'd say you're aiming high.-J.D._May

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y shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOLZ

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FOR ALL YOUR SKIING NEEDS
 
if i was a cucumber... i'd want to live with a hot girl...

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Land Shark eeee eee eeeee
 
fuckin watermellon. everybody loves watermellon, and if you don't you're a nobody, so get the hell out.

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an oscar meiher weiner, so that everyone would be in love with me

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
 
what about casserole? is anyone a casserole, but to qualify as one i think you need to be old and fat

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Chris talking about my sister:
I'd rather date hot shit than her.
 
a taco with everthing in it

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- Matt*

Brent likes to do his women like his boots, rear-entry. eh Chauncy
 
A breakfast burrito with carne adovada and red chile. Nice presentation with the fire inside.

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KILL WITH POWER

 
^YES. I forgot about beef jerky. Elk jerky IS better. You should try it if you get a chance.

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fruit cake, so no one would eat me and i would live forever

my friend told me he punches one out into his hand and throws it (load) at his chicks face and yells "yahtzee!" no lie.-couchskier

*NS Skateboarders*
 
asparagus.

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its only for redbull sponsercersord riders...tanners got one but hes not sponsosnored by them so its either your sponsizored by redbull or your in the game you dig?-Flying Spoon
 
a human or a japanese person

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i would want to be lettuce...because the feel of rusty spoons is almost ORGASMIC.

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'Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that' - Ol' Drippy
 
white out mmm

pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro

if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre
 
a frozen hot dogg. this is becasue a chick was masterbating with a frozen hot dogg, me, and it broke off in her so she had to go to the hospital and get it removed.

Wanted:

A tall, well built women with good

reputation, who can cook frog

legs, who appreciates a good fuc-

shia garden, classical music and tal-

king without getting too serious.

But please only read lines 1, 3, and 5
 
i'd be dog food so that i could get licked all the time...ummm

Gravity sucks

"I only drink on 2 occasions. When I'm thirsty, and when I'm not."
 
papaya no doubt.

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chronic99 those Saladfinger vidoes make me feel like ive overdosed on herion, but yeah to stay on the topic i'd be aa ummmmm an egg.

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i'd be a cantalope.

BATTLE RIDGE PRODUCTIONS

your steeze is like the antithesis of the gangsta-tanner-gorillasteeze junk... the type of skiing that says "Fuck groomed parks and rails, rip big mountain lines and throw backflips off everything-J.D. May
 
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