If there was a private 'pro's only' message board, what would the thread titles be?

[Badfish2]

"Post your 2009 set-up"

 

[InfernoHits]

they'd probably not post a dumb thread like this

 

[snowXrider540]

hahaha

agreed

 

[Ryanvdonk]

"zach loves the oc"

 

[Badfish2]

"I just fucked InfernoHits girlfriend"

 

[-+Siver+-]

hahahhaha

 

[manuel87]

should i mount my bindings dead center or not? HELP!!

 

[steevner]

How can we piss off the rest of ns as a joke... how boutt some switch 10s?

this thread would then be revived and someone would say how bout 12's, or kang flips!

 

[theoz]

Little kids we dont know are talking about us on teh internet omg!! we are kool!!"

 

[wh@t]

pros are still people, ya profiling bastard. they would prolly post the same retarded shit we do, just the skiing would be ridiculously better and they could get more chicks and shit. jea?

 

[Badfish2]

bah, a little fun didn't hurt anyone

"Sticky: Facial hair contest pt. 4"

 

[FigmentFilmski]

"haha, i won x games gold and you didnt" or "yes, someone mentioned me today, guess im not getting as old as i think"

 

[PCjea]

"WTB 2010 T halls PLEASE!!!!!"

 

[wAy2sTeEzY4u]

"post if you have fucked skibrdingbitch."

 

[bryceCTS]

"were so awesome"

 

[Badfish2]

"Photoshop this spectator"

 

[murphski]

hahahahaha, that thread would beat out the hot girl thread for most pages.

 

[watchmefall15]

dominated

 

[Silence]

haha so true

 

[DynastarriderGP]

how do i get spancercised????

 

[CharlesB.]

haha that has to be one of the funniest threads ever

 

[triebby]

"how many pairs of skis do YOU get per year?"

"help with kangaroo flips"

"I need an energy drink sponsor"

"who else thinks that everyone else on NS is completely retarded?"

 

[Albino]

i need help, i keep landing backseat on 3s.

 

[wdbo.]

peters threads would be whining about how he always gets robbed and how he's going to boycott usfo

 

[Silence]

"Does your sponsor prefer you to use poles or not??'

 

[Bigwoods]

"hot tub party anybody?"

 

[fappy]

"New pro pact! Straight airs the rest of the season!!!"

 

[seider]

"sweet these unpro skiiers that are supporting our lives made a place to talk about everything that was in the thread gessing about what we would talk about"

 

[TechnoPotamus]

hahahaha yess

 

[Vicrum]

They would post a thread titled " Look at all these noobs making posts about skiing instead of actually skiing"

 

[Silence]

i rekon Tanner Hall would be spamming the forums about how he won Xgames pipe

 

[617jibber]

yea i bet petes stuff would be super funny to read

 

[triebby]

"damn the x-games judges suck"

 

[Badfish2]

"How to get a redbull helmet" - posted 4 minutes ago, 3000 views

 

[Skipig25]

How do I get to chads from Alta??

I need to invent a new flip. any ideas??

 

[kolekaine]

THANK YOU!

 

[kolekaine]

and they dont know shit 4 shit about 2009 dumb ass way out of tha picture

 

[Ben.]

haha theyd just be like "fuck yea im cool"

 

[flatspinner]

"People in the forums are whiny bitches"

 

[hendrik.]

"schiller, stop with the fucking 14s."

"Jon is a chick! (funny pics inside)"

"do you guys use facebook?"

"how many STDs have you gotten from groupies (skbrdingbitch doesnt count)"

 

[spere]

"favorite pro ho?"

 

[rocktheLPs]

^ that doesnt need a thread

skbrdingbitch

 

[knotbox]

"wow i cant believe how many loosers with no life there are in the ski world. want to start snowboarding?"

 

[almostaskier]

"No poles is gay. Andy, im calling you out"

 

[DopeSauce]

hahahahahahahhaha (posted by tanner hall)

 

[Gaespar]

Hahahaha

 

[InfernoHits]

thats not true.

 

[skiierman]

"Boning a girl while dancing"

 

[cobra_commander]

the funny thing is that there is one just none of you are in it.

 

[-Tristan-]

haha i actually "lol"ed at that

 

[emb531]

and you are? this thread is hilarious though haha