If radio active sludge fell on you, what powers would YOU get?!?

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poptarts4life

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What super powers do u want. and more importantly why?

I would want ice powers like Frozo. Lets face it he is one chill mother fucker. Plus when i take over the world I want to have a pet polar bear.
 
The power to know every statistic ever

Also highlight the different groups in my mind, so every boy I see would be blue and every girl pink (while thinking of a boy/girl stat)

Because I have always wanted to know random shit, and this would solve it for me
 
I'll take that one step further - the power to know everything.

if you knew everything then anything is possible. You would know exactly how the universe works and how to manipulate it to do whatever you want.
 
The power to stop time... so you can like do anything and the world is frozen... like when you get to the top of the park, you can stop time and never get snaked. and there will be no lines.
 
if any of us were exposed to large quantities of radioactive sludge the only power we would gain is the ability to experience a slow and painful death
 
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I mean that it would be shit initially, but I would have a magical sphincter that would transform on it's way out. If anything, it would make shitting more pleasant.

Though pissing gasoline would be painful, my dick could double as a flamethrower, which negates the pain factor
 
i could make a knife out of gold and slit your throat. my butthole muscles are not strong enough to manipulate gold...although i don't actually know how strong they are
 
the power to stop unworthy posts before they're posted.
or the power to run really reallly fast. because that's cool
 
The power to teleport anywhere in the world that i want, but it takes just as long as commuting there by foot/bike/car/plane/slingshot would.
 
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