If parks were only known for one thing

[Duck_Sauce]

Loon: Downrail capitol of the world

 

[PKchu]

Breck: Jocks and pro hoes

 

[Mr.noodle]

gore: 5 shitty rails and 6 unwaxed boxes

 

[unknowndeath]

brighton: toobz

 

[270on420out]

Magic: try and survive hitting a flat rail

 

[J_Steez]

sugarbush: creative as fuck

 

[S.J.W]

Bear:OG as fuck

 

[FigNewton]

PC: Kings Crown and 4bi9

 

[AGOF]

Tline: outrageous slush

 

[GrumpisPringle]

PC: perfect jumps

 

[Blurst]

MSLM

Pack as many giant features into a tiny Ontario hill as possible.

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

rabbit hill: the 4 kink rail that we never put in is pretty fun.

 

[brov1]

all parks: not as fun as powder

 

[.lencon]

Pebble creek:

That's sums it up

 

[JahLiam]

glen eden: our 30 footer is an XL

 

[Scotty_Boy]

Alta: Just go to Wildcat

 

[CONE]

Wachusett : non existent park crew results in DIY setup, resulting in a skier impaling himself on a metal spike sticking out from our hood rat rails

 

[TomDavies]

Tline: where the fun never ends

get it because of its season

 

[gnarballsianm]

Stevens pass: the snowboarders park

crystal mountain: sad attempt at pleasing the younger crowd, thus pushing park skiers to stevens pass... The over population is real

sunvalley / dollar: small line straight to pro/ XL setups

 

[T-Holt]

sugarbush: creative as fuck

More like Sugarbush: let's put every single rail sideways

 

[StonewalJackson]

gore: 5 shitty rails and 6 unwaxed boxes

I heard that all of the boxes at gore are unwaxed.

 

[kemosabe]

boreal- tries to be the ghetto mountain of tahoe

northstar- gaper capitol of the world

squaw- the mountain that wants to be mammoth

 

[B.Quincy]

Carinthia- belongs out west(so many options)

 

[ThatBrokeSkiKid]

Carinthia-Should we add a another flat-down or an a-frame

 

[JonnyK]

Moose Mountain: tiny jumps with bad lips and dirt landings

 

[Newschoolers55]

Parra - one sutable rail.

 

[GetOnMyNeville]

Perfect North: Lets cram as many features as we possibly can into an acre of ski-able terrain.

I can't complain though, the set up is always pretty dope with how small of an area they have to work with there.

 

[UOSnow]

Bachelor: Perfectly groomed features covered in 5 inches of fresh

rails are always buttery though

 

[t-chettaa]

Wachusett : non existent park crew results in DIY setup, resulting in a skier impaling himself on a metal spike sticking out from our hood rat rails

After 2 weeks they finally set up 2 rails

 

[linus_deboss]

Laax: fucking arrogant snowboarders... shapecrew only consists of snowboarders... whole park designed for snowboarders... still sick park.

 

[thedanimal]

Camp Fortune

everything is sticky

 

[histonskiah]

Hyland: Ice and Gapers

 

[White_Goodman]

Trollhaugen: 1,000 15-year-old snowboarders

 

[kmfoley2]

carinthia- lets kill all the gapers with crazy features

 

[Alexzastre]

Grouse Mountain: There's a view

 

[last_tango]

pats peak: Jump to no landing and gapers all over your landings.

 

[KillaSeason]

Bristol Mountain: so much potential, shitty park crew

 

[fordbennett]

Timberline: Windells kids and a park crew manager with a ski pole up his ass 24/7

 

[TCuv]

oh my god

Loon: land of unfortunately never ending snowboard friendly features and massachusetts

Sunday River: "want to join park crew?"... "yes"... "you're in"

 

[johnblaze]

boreal- tries to be the ghetto mountain of tahoe

northstar- gaper capitol of the world

squaw- the mountain that wants to be mammoth

haha i was trying to think of one for squaw, and that is pretty good!

 

[jordini]

sugarloaf: short sticky flatbars

 

[theabortionator]

Gore: 10' gaps onto everything(even 8' features, aframes etc)

 

[Wizerd]

Southington: ATTENTION WE NOW HAVE 8, YES 8 METAL TUBE RAILS!! DENTS AND ALL!!!

 

[brokenankles]

PC:12 year olds are better than everone

 

[Oli_Kelski]

glen eden: our 30 footer is an XL

Mate if you (or any other North Americans/Euros complaining about their park) think you got it bad try skiing park in North Island NZ, we've only ever had about 1 jump as big as 30, but the park crew called it a 50ft

 

[john_k]

Trollhaugen: 1,000 15-year-old snowboarders

The greatest place you've never ridden

 

[theabortionator]

Mate if you (or any other North Americans/Euros complaining about their park) think you got it bad try skiing park in North Island NZ, we've only ever had about 1 jump as big as 30, but the park crew called it a 50ft

Whakapapa?

Also jump size is like dick size. Especially when it's kids talking about it on the internet. Everyone has an 80' jump and a 12" dick(yes even the girls)

 

[YouAllSuck]

Trollhaugen: 1,000 15-year-old snowboarders

This is definitely the case, but the fact that they typically open in October with a solid setup makes those first few preseason weeks amazing. Then I go to acton because driving almost 3 hours sucks.

 

[Lucas]

Stevens pass: the snowboarders park

crystal mountain: sad attempt at pleasing the younger crowd, thus pushing park skiers to stevens pass... The over population is real

sunvalley / dollar: small line straight to pro/ XL setups

Spot on with Crystals park... But if you ride park at crystal you're doing something wrong.

 

[A_Harrington]

Killington: ride us before your other mountains open

PC: only saga outerwear allowed

Jiminy Peak: resort accommodations for a mountain 3 times its size chock full of new yorkers and foreigners.

Sunday River: Simon Dumont once did a very large jump here on a quarter pipe.

 

[kemosabe]

haha i was trying to think of one for squaw, and that is pretty good!

Ya I was actually talking to a ski boot fitter about resorts and he commented that squaw is the the mountain the wants to be mammoth. I thought about it. And I realized that is the most true statement ever commented