If Jesus had a lightsaber..

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you bite your tongue! don't ruin this for me!
anyway it would obviously be purps because thats what color robes he wore because he was the king of the jews (i went to catholic church growing up)
and i think everyone is forgetting the most important thing, that if jesus had a lightsaber we would all be fucked.
 
every color of the spectrum shooting out crazy waves of color and sound on every movement.

basically like if you were seeing the light saber on acid but everyone saw it like that.
 
Or would we?

Maybe he could have killed Pontius Pilate and his Roman captors, got away, and would still be on earth, chillin and doing miracles and shit.

Free wine for everyone, and all the bread and fish you can eat.
 
really? Half of your posts are like this. Make a contribution to the thread, there is no need for you to post a period up.

Anyways, the color would be some super crazy invisible shit, but in the shape of a cross
 
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