Icelantic Is Looking For "Animals"

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Icelantic is seeking 5 "Animals" to join our wolfpack and fly the Icey flag in Vail, Aspen, Steamboat, Crestedbutte and Whistler

If you are a motivated ski bum living in one of these locales, and are looking to supplement and enrich your season, send us a video telling us why you're the best pick for the pack.

Basic Requirements:

- Must ski 4+ times/week at either Vail, Steamboat, Aspen, Crested Butte or Whistler

- Must be highly self-motivated and responsible

- Must be willing to work hard and ski hard

- Must enjoy working outside and with other skiers

If this sounds right up your alley,

please send the following to: ashley@icelanticskis.com

Letter of intent

Resume

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social media handles

2 minute video of why you are an ANIMAL!

Thanks All!

Looking forward to charging with you this season.
 
Fuck if I was living in one of those places and was in college/out of college I would be all over this so badly omg.
 
13526852:cobra_commander said:
Must they also be under 5'4"?
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shots fired.

for those that have no idea what he is talking about, google any icelantic skis review click on video and you will see.
 
damn it I was hoping this would be a thread like that one where the pink names made their versions of the saga ads.
 
13526861:buzzed said:
shots fired.

for those that have no idea what he is talking about, google any icelantic skis review click on video and you will see.
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didn't they make really short skis only in the past?
 
topic:Icelantic_Skis said:
2 minute video of why you are an ANIMAL!
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If I just submitted a video of me shotgunning a bunch of beers would I get the job? It might not be responsible, but it definitely shows motivation.
 
I'm here for you. I'm not a ski bum. I'm not getting 4+ days a week. I spend too much time at the office. My park skills are dwindling as my body slowly decays. I often leave the mountain by 2pm to beat the traffic. I spend too much time taking a shit before I actually start skiing.

But god damn it...I'm an animal and I want to represent Icelantic skis. Why should you give me a pair of skis and make me an ambassador? Because on every fucking lift ride I will turn to the chump sitting next to me, point at his skis and say, "Hey....those look like a couple of fucking 2x4s. You should get yourself a pair of icelantics. Ever since I started riding them my hair got thicker, my penis gets harder, and my skiing turns the gays straight and the ladies to water. Ride Icelantic"

And then as they ride off the lift I'll pull out one of my hundreds of Icelantic stickers, put it in my palm, and bitch slap that sticker on the back of their helmet.

Every. Damn. Time.

I'll be your animal. Rawr.
 
13533482:CaptainObvious. said:
I'm here for you. I'm not a ski bum. I'm not getting 4+ days a week. I spend too much time at the office. My park skills are dwindling as my body slowly decays. I often leave the mountain by 2pm to beat the traffic. I spend too much time taking a shit before I actually start skiing.

But god damn it...I'm an animal and I want to represent Icelantic skis. Why should you give me a pair of skis and make me an ambassador? Because on every fucking lift ride I will turn to the chump sitting next to me, point at his skis and say, "Hey....those look like a couple of fucking 2x4s. You should get yourself a pair of icelantics. Ever since I started riding them my hair got thicker, my penis gets harder, and my skiing turns the gays straight and the ladies to water. Ride Icelantic"

And then as they ride off the lift I'll pull out one of my hundreds of Icelantic stickers, put it in my palm, and bitch slap that sticker on the back of their helmet.

Every. Damn. Time.

I'll be your animal. Rawr.
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Get this guy he wrote Rawr.
 
13527027:PowTron said:
"Motivated ski bum" is kind of an oxymoron, no?
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not really, most locals work multiple jobs, but pay is so shitty and cost of living so expensive you're still a bum.
 
Would love to do this if it was on the east coast.

I know you guys are CO-proud and all, but it would be awesome to see you out here. I was just at the Boston ski expo hoping you'd be around but no such luck.
 
13533541:jvegas said:
not about the skis being short...
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Care to explain? Their 180's feel like 170's, so that's what I thought.

If they made a 190 danollie I would be all over it
 
I skied Aspen yesterday and probably will today. Does that I get free stuff?

But really icelantic you should just go give a bunch of stuff to guys and gals bootpacking highlands bowl. They are nuts.
 
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