I would like to DIE SKIING.

ski_freak86

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Honestly i would like to go out skiing.  I personally think its the best way to die.  I f i died hitting a tree or hucking a cliff or something i wouldn't mind because i would die doing something I love.  But I would have to die though...i could not live being paralyzed.  This is not a suicide thread its just a thought.
 
I think I wanna go on the jon from a massive diarrhea attack. Honestly how funny would that shit be for the people who would have to deal with it. HAHAHA
 
i wouldnt mind hucking a 100 ft cliff when i'm 80, snapping my neck so i have no feeling (thats the plan), and sitting there enjoying the scenery until i pass away
 
wait till you know youre gonna die, then do it instead of dying from whatever else you know youre gonna die from.
 
i would like to die being one of those really old guys you see at the hill. Like there is this guy at our hill, he is a ski patrol, and hes 85. I would like to live untill i was that old or older, have my best day on the slopes, have sex with my wife, then die in my sleep. Best way to go.
 
70 skiing, having everyone know that this was how i wanted to go out and at my funeral there would be an open bar and a disco ball

...or riding my wheelchair off a building if i live to be that old
 
Pretty fucked up thing to say considering there are a bunch of people on this site who have had friends die skiing in the past couple weeks
 
yeah dying skiing would be the best way to go personaly

i would rather die skiing than die from some pussy shit like cancer
 
I want to die wearing a banana suit or a shark suit or something. That way, when people think about Dead Sam, they have to chuckle.
 
wait are you saying you want to die at 67?

there's a lot of time to live (and ski) after that... why would you want to go so fast?
 
unfortunately, skifreak passed away on this day the 19th of January, the year Two Thousand and Seven, because he got what he wished for.

I have taken over his account, in his memory, the origional man will be remembered through me.

amen
 
whos there.

oh wait.

on wood.

I actually did that when i read this title because this jackass apparently doesn't believe in the powers of knocking on wood, may he rest in peace
 
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