I Wish I Was Shallow Hal

[C-DAWGSTYLEZ]

Seriously seeing chicks that other people think are ugly as smoking hot would fuckin kill, think of all the ladies you could get. And they would also be sweet instead of superficial whores.

 

[hundreds]

i agree with dumbass ^

 

[RubberSoul]

yeah that'd be pretty sick, you would fucking clean up

 

[r0dubs]

i'd just want to not know i was shallow hal

 

[ghick]

haha nice. some definite pros and cons there. would you like to be jack black though?

 

[r0dubs]

fuck no

 

[C-DAWGSTYLEZ]

I dunno i think jack black cleans up regardless, i'd be me but with his powers. I need to meet kenny rogers or whoever that guy was that brainwashed him.

 

[hoodratz47]

?

 

[RubberSoul]

well i think if you knew, it wouldnt work right?

how does the movie end? i cant remember

 

[Anathema]

but, you can. it just requires a little alcohol..

 

[C-DAWGSTYLEZ]

he finds out gwyneth paltrow is like 800 pounds but marry's her anyway, and george finds a chick that likes dogs which shows promise for him cus he has a tail.

 

[RubberSoul]

thanks. i didnt even remember that george had a tail..?

 

[chardi]

is this thread like 8 years late?

+zoolander icon? date check?

 

[C-DAWGSTYLEZ]

oh ya sorry i forgot to tell all you guys. I'm from the past.

 

[RubberSoul]

zoolander is a timeless classic