I was a teenage Jerry

Govygen_gourmet

Govygen_gourmet

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Thinking of writing a fictional book describing the days of a typical high school Jerry. Anybody have any funny teenage Jerry stories they wanna tell?

I’ll start,

I was a teenage Jerry I used to wear a gray American Eagle hoodie out on the hill because thought it looked so cool. My headphones were never tucked in, They were nothing more than a display of my prowess.
 
The mountain I grew up at had a halfpipe before parks were a thing and skiers had to have twin tips and were not allowed to use poles while riding it. So at that time I was a Jerry but fast forward 15 years and I would have been the coolest kid on the hill.
 
My Aunt lives in Park City. Sent me a sweater that said "Park City Extreme Skier" with a dude doing a mute on it. Wore that thing everywhere until I became woke.

I also tried to be a park rat and wore my goggles under my jerry-style helmet. No pics unfortunately.

**This post was edited on Mar 1st 2019 at 5:43:19pm
 
I heard a teenage Jerry screaming on the lift tonight and his voice continued to crack over and over. It was embarrassing.

Don't forget obnoxious shit in public settings.
 
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