I used to think that...

[cheener12]

I used to mispronounce Dakine like bikini up until a few years ago haha

 

[jabroni.]

we got a raging heterosexual over here guys

 

[Astomp]

That q quarter til one meant 25 minutes to one.

 

[Turkelton]

What a Straightgot

 

[chacha33]

I thought that quicksand and getting caught on fire would be a much bigger problem than what they actually are

 

[quixotic]

They do... ever heard of the virgin mary and jesus?

 

[powderdrunkie]

I used to think you could go to jail for having a salty battery.

And that "no shoulder driving" signs meant you couldnt have your arm on the car window

 

[Wolfgang.]

I used to think it was, the whole why world...

 

[Spinoza]

All Americans were bad and all Canadians were good. Because Canadians went to church and Americans didn't

The people inside the tv could see me just like I could see them

 

[Kronor]

I used to think that when you got constipated you wouldn't be able to shit for the rest of your life. It was easily my biggest fear.