I turn eighteen today.

[alex=]

I have quite a few more options, so what should I do? Where should I go, what should I buy, etc.

+k

 

[.AR6rider.]

Literally nobody gives a fuck.

 

[Stainr]

i care.. Happy B Day bredda!

 

[.Rybak.]

Get bent nerd. Happy bday though.

 

[Benson.]

Happy bday, I turned 18 August 30. Haven't done anything out of the ordinary yet, as I don't smoke or gamble. But it's good to be able to sign your own permission slips! Haha

 

[GeorgiaJibber]

Sign up for all possibsle porn websites legally

 

[last_tango]

depending where you are, strippers, cigars, lotto, and booze.

 

[JAHBRADOR]

You will be tried in adult criminal court rather than juvenile court.

• Your parents are no longer required to support you.

• You may be sued by others on contracts you signed.

• You are eligible for jury duty.

• All males must register with Selective Service.

Sounds fun.

 

[Handy_helper]

Happy birthday man! Go bang some chicks

 

[SFB]

i swear to god rybak im gonna wreck u

 

[HolySchimmel]

Happy Birthday

 

[icculus.]

you can drink legally in montrealyou can buy/watch/be in porn

buy tobacco and other products of that sort

you can go to strip clubs

so be in a porn and be cool

 

[1337]

how does one go about doing this?

 

[Charlie_Kelly]

You should stop posting cause no one cares.

 

[Olimar]

yeah... thurning 18 sucks. And no one ever sees that. But I always try my best to remind others of it when they tell me they are turning 18 soon.

 

[CaptainObvious.]

Yeah, 18 blows. 16 is where it's at. Still a minor, but can drive. 21 is tits too (in the states). You've already gotten past the newfound responsibility of 18 and now you can drink.

 

[timmi]

I got my big break from spanking it on Chatroullette.

 

[chicken]

go grab your first legal beer!

 

[Phil-X-]

Post a pic of your dick, OP

 

[Darth.Maul]

Roofie a chick and fuck her brains out.

 

[Parrish]

lotto

 

[will_powder]

Adopt a kid and call him Thunderfist.

 

[goodnoooo]

thats my birthday too! happy bday to us

 

[.Rybak.]

U2bb

 

[Brenone]

Damn NS is slipping....

Hookers and blow.

 

[SnowshoeThompson]

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[MFM]

educate yourself on the criteria that defines statutory rape. you now have to ask for ID before slaying a vagg.

 

[Mids]

sign up for the draft then buy me tobacco products.

 

[MFM]

wait what, Americans have to register at 18 to be drafted?

CCCCCCAAAAAAAAANNNNAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FFFFFFFFUUUUUUCKKKKKKK YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[bo0b]

Go to a bar or something, what am I askjeeves?

 

[YourMomsCouch]

Buy dip and shove it up your ass.

 

[Kooky_Lukey]

Skip to 18:30 and theres your answer

Sorry couldnt find and embed

http://www.spike.com/episodes/lsvukp/manswers-airplane-plane-hanger-on-season-4-ep-404

 

[Abc567def]

I turn 24 today. Woot

 

[.Rybak.]

Also, I turned 16 on the 6th. It feels nice having my license now.

 

[Sno.]

alright....another legal!

 

[Elmo.]

have a good birthday cuz your parents are gunna slowly stop paying for stuff and it blows so have fun while you can

 

[.Rybak.]

Snow bunny on the prowl.

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

buy a hooker

 

[Bodhisattva_]

Basically only if you kill someone...

Lol they dot try kids as adults for shits and gigs

 

[Bodhisattva_]

Rough... Where at? In WA all the trouble I and my friends got in before 18 they didn't do shit, it all got differed and sealed.

 

[lineskier10]

more like very few cases other than murder and rape and shitm unless its a class A or B felony your not gonna get charged as an adult unless youre 18