i turn 21 soon

Crystal-needs-a-park

Crystal-needs-a-park

Active member
i asked my parents for a rental car, a hooker and a bottle of jack daniels... but i dont think they took me seriously.

_____________________

You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

liberals think killing babies can be both fun and profitable, while conservatives think killing foreigners can be both fun and profitable - ice-is-scary

 
when your 21...your no fun

member 9020

newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!

'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7

'maybe i shold turn lesbien and get the girls'-misty7 'i can have sex with the snow'-misty7 on how winter will end his lonelyness

LOGIC HEADWEAR
 
^holy shit me too,the one with karate chop action?

who the hell takes pictures of themselves with a camera phone?? those are made to sneak pics of girls tits and underwear-lateralis

[+] [+]
 
ahhhh.... 17 is so much better than 21

--------------------------------------
They say life is like ice cream, uve got to enjoy it before it melts. Thats why i go skiing, to keep my icecream cold.

BRAD RAD

*NORTHEAST CULT*
 
21 in a month whoop whoop

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
Just think, you can go anywhere now. You can even go on the Real World!!!

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

GW Award December 3, 2004
 
21 in 6 months! Crystal so what date is your b-day?

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
 
You would if your job was to sit in front of a computer all day.

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
 
^precisely ant, i am 24and sit in front of a computer all day long. there are many of us that are older

_______________________________________

Gotta Love the Midwest

I have reinvented myself from CmuSkiFreak
 
or 100% of the reading for your art history class, for which you have a midterm tomorrow, is online... and theres MSN... you know. and march 9th. ill be skiing, then getting plastered... probably... i gotta ski the next day too.

_____________________

You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

liberals think killing babies can be both fun and profitable, while conservatives think killing foreigners can be both fun and profitable - ice-is-scary

 
You can rent a car if you are 21 but they charge around 50 dollars more a day if you do that, but if you are 25 its regular fee.

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
 
and im in canada, rental cars are 21 up here im pretty sure.

_____________________

You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

liberals think killing babies can be both fun and profitable, while conservatives think killing foreigners can be both fun and profitable - ice-is-scary

 
Rental car, Jack Daniels, and a hooker? Too bad you're only getting strippers, some blow, and as much alcohol as the last time we plotted to get you drunk. But this time, we're taking your cell phone away so you don't puke on it. And we'll be kind enough to turn you onto your side.

Bahahaha... or, you could call it the 'elitist snob' cult. Anyways, my family already owns a country club, so no thanks.

J.D. May
 
See, now, THAT's a birthday present. Turning you on your side to prevent you from choking on your own vomit. What else are friends for anyways? Anyways... make sure the drugs aren't baking soda and the strippers aren't men, and you're good to go.

5*****~~~~~~~~~~
F*****~~~~~~~~~~
R*****~~~~~~~~~~
N~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
T~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

''so lets say you have the wire of a light right, and the light is on, and you cut the wire wearing leather gloves and a use wire cutters that have rubber on the handle, would u still get electrocuted? ...im stealing a bunch of lights out of my basement...''-Lipen69, Member # 16354
 
don't blow it like I did. I promised myself I would rent a harley from a local motorcycle shop, get a bottle of jack and buy a machinegun and drive down to vegas, but I totally pussed out

We pay our debt sometimes.
 
hahahaha... i told you, im going skiing and getting drunk. i dont have a choice, im gonna be in idaho.

_____________________

You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

liberals think killing babies can be both fun and profitable, while conservatives think killing foreigners can be both fun and profitable - ice-is-scary

 
^ya ya, you're racing, I know..You're not allowed back into our place before chugging a beer right in the hallway, preferably in front of that bitch who always complains about our music.

Bahahaha... or, you could call it the 'elitist snob' cult. Anyways, my family already owns a country club, so no thanks.

J.D. May
 
Fuck the bitch!

Hunter S Thompson RIP 1939-2005

My heroes don't appear on no stamps.

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

 
Maybe not something you want to hear, but I'm pretty sure you need to be 25 to rent a car here too.

signatures are for pussies

 
Yeah I am 21 (last December). Parents got me a round the world trip ticket, so when I'm done at Uni watch out...Not such a big deal over here since legal age is 18

Mark: 'Timo how do you sleep in Finland when it's light all day long?'

Timo (Fireside Lodge pimp) 'You just close your eyes'

Member# 101
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top