I tired it, and it worked.

[sndyrvr]

A couple nights ago I went up to a random girl at a party i was at (never met before) and said "i dont know you but your hot and i want to have sex with you".

She said yes.

The next morning this is what she said to me: "I dont know what made you say that to me last night (marijuana), but i just want you to know that that is what evry girl wants to hear when they are at a party. Thank you"

IM NOT DONE YET

Today after work, me and some friends blazed and went to the beach. We saw a couple cute girls and started talking to them. This is when I decided to take what that girl said one step further.

I took one of them aside and said the same thing as i did to the girl a couple nights ago. All she said was "yeah sure". It worked again.



Sparknotes: I have discovered that if you want to get laid, all you have to do is ask.

 

[chuck_testa]

for some reason I lol'd at your discovery/

 

[jibmeisterflex]

yay!

 

[Ruffles]

troll or smartest man alive?

 

[eheath]

For you....

 

[attitashman]

can not wait to be in a situation where this would be appropriate

 

[PopsicleStand]

not so much of a secret. just gotta be able to do it without coming off as a dick.

 

[No_Dub]

cuz your fat and stuff?

 

[PopsicleStand]

do you not know your girlfriend?

 

[attitashman]

lolvirgin alert....virgin alert

 

[ReignMan]

OP are you a good looking guy? cause i know plenty of guys that have tried this and fail every time.

 

[EthanJPAskier]

Thats so fucking....ingenious

 

[sndyrvr]

IM nothing out of the ordinary. I even have a little acne on my face. and im short. 5'6

 

[cwillygood]

classy girls

 

[ReignMan]

you must got some mojo r somen. props hahaha ima try it out tonight.

 

[shrEddie]

i feel like it would only work on skank ass girls. maybe worth trying once

 

[sndyrvr]

I only plan on asking girls who arent that much 'out of my league' and wouldnt mind banging

 

[sndyrvr]

I honestly want everyone to just try it once. im begging all of newschoolers PLEASE JUST TRY IT ONCE

 

[whoa-dere]

is this you as a baby?

 

[Master_Debater]

Shut the fuck up and get out. That post made absolutely no sense.

 

[[~_~]]

If it wasn't true, you wouldn't be so defensive.

 

[prometheusprime]

I will be attempting this tomorrow at a party

 

[k-rob]

i'm gonna go ahead and say this probably wouldn't work if you were as ugly as 80% of the kids on this site.

 

[attitashman]

are you also a virgin? sorry if i offended your pussyless lifestyle....

 

[Master_Debater]

He didnt call me out?

 

[Master_Debater]

No, but when you post stupid shit that makes no sense, im going to call you out on it.

 

[twin-tip-hero]

Another thing that works is the "hey I'm in the military and will be shipping out in a few months" card. That is what I have done a few times and they fall straight to their knees.

 

[sndyrvr]

that could work but you would have to be 18

 

[twin-tip-hero]

yeah true so this would obviously not work for you...

 

[LDV]

fuck Hawking, you get the nobel prize

 

[foodisfun]

Like. I KNOW this wouldn't work for me

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

 

[BIGben*]

. But i have done even worse than that. "nice shoes want to fuck?" *girl laughs* "im serious here" girl: "i am too" /goodtimes.

 

[k-rob]

in highschool my go-to line was "i'm on the rugby team" and that worked every time. doesn't really work if you're not in hs and not on the national team, though.

 

[inactive]

nah dude youre so right. if all it takes to fuck is to ask, thats a clear sign of a sloot.
friends dont let friends fuck beat-assed chicks.

 

[deleted5]

 

[Cufe.]

ill try it. but i think i will need another 7-14 long island iced teas

 

[[~_~]]

I believe he did, sir.

 

[SkiThe603]

I may give this a shot

 

[geteducated]

you know how to treat a lady..

 

[ryano]

how has somebody not said pics yet?

so

Pics??

 

[danderson.]

That's my fucking man right there.

To OP, I wanna try it, but then again, I do not.

 

[[~_~]]

I guarantee women are hornier than men. If they say they aren't, they're lying.

 

[a.wall]

maybe later

 

[ThaLetterM.]

its not about what you say, its about how you say it. nicely done though.

 

[Park_Ranger]

i have gotten laid twice by just straight up asking. one time i was at a party, and i told this girl i wanted to go downstairs and fuck... she was down. second time i was blazing weed with this girl and we got done and she was like now what and i was like well idk about you but i am down to fuck and she was just like yeah same...

 

[Park_Ranger]

i should mention that i tried it a third time at a party and i failed. i think i was just to drunk because she fucked my friend like 10 minutes later

 

[PON3]

I wonder why there hasnt been a pink name to comment on this thread yet, maybe they know sndyrvr found out their secret

 

[dispatchQ_main]

Anyone with a blood alcohol over .06 is horny.

 

[JIBpsy^^]

inb4 15 year olds getting slapped.

 

[RudyGarmisch]

I just use "But its surprise sex" to justify my raping.