I think I've found the meaning of life.

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MadHouse

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unfortunately my mind is blank. no words. I really can't explain it. it's gripping in that you'll know when it hits you. then you'll be deemed different. I really don't have anything to say. bliss is darker than anyone can imagine.

 
Well, it sounds better than eternal confusion... that's the stage I've been stuck at for quite some time now.

Emily Bennett is a Lizard King-loving Sex Goddess!

'I don't know what's gonna happen, man, but I want to get my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames!' -Jim Morrison
 
translation: the meaning of life, is to play frisbee on the beach.

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Vote rebel!

Lesbians are made by leaving whores in the closet with a bottle of fish food.
 
The meaning of life is skiing, without a doubt...or sacrificing virgins I'm still caught between those two

You'd better hope Hell get's ya before I do
 
Hey! That happened to me once... I didn't like it. I enjoy the mystery behind the meaning of life.

'My soul is a like a ruby

And I threw it in the earth

But now my hands are bleeding

From scrabbling in the dirt

And I look up to the heavens

And a light is on my face

I never never never

Thought I'd find a state of grace' - Joy by Mick Jagger
 
Nonono. The meaning of life is a human creation. It's different for everybody. But for those more philosophical ones out there, there isn't one. It is all in the eye of the beholder as it were.

 
This gothchick666 attracts my interest... skiing and sacrificing virgins... I think we're on the same wavelength.

Emily Bennett is a Lizard King-loving Sex Goddess!

'I don't know what's gonna happen, man, but I want to get my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames!' -Jim Morrison
 
dude the meaning of life is a movie with eric idle and john cleese and michael palin. also starring terry gilliam and graham chapman and terry jones.

Dan Maguire

Co-Founder of the Maple Valley Freeride Team, both members going west next season!

Go Red Sox

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
i prefere not knowing the meaning of life. its the search that makes life worthwhile. the hunt. like the long drive where you could sleep or die or stay awake forever...

I'm going to live forever or die trying.

 
it's like nordic goose hunting

MD... Dain bramaged.

'I am now a moderator... and all I had to do was suck harveys cock! who would have guessed?' - Dave Pauls.
 
in my eyes the meaning of life is to live and die. have fun while your on this world, and if not, you die.....oh well. its jsut a period in which we live, and that's that. you live for nothing more and nothing less. if i were to die tomorrow, i would have lived all the my life had to offer. sure you can look at it as i died before many opportunities, but those opportunities haven't arose, and they might not have arose ever......you never know. (now after writing this, it makes no sense to me, maybe it will to you, i just wanted to sound smart.)

yo yo i be representing the motha fuckin' littleton crew

so what the fuck you pussies gonna do?

created free-stylers.com for my town

go view our shit, we're holdin' it down
 
Mercer couldn't be more fucking right if his life depended on it. Cheers bro.

And Rebs, that was pretty damn funny. Beach Frisbee is heaven.

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~~~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~~~

~'BigAirSkier1580: and i am a newschool skier

DatGrlyChick: skier??

BigAirSkier1580: yah

DatGrlyChick: whats that?'

**Love ya Lacey**
 
the meaning of life:

Drink hella forty's

Smoke madd blunts

Pimp the bitches

And do a whole lotta skiin

Yea I want cheezy poofs
 
i agree

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 'has it ever occured to you that animals can tell when you are acting different and respond to it. Like my chill cat, he's so good he always comes when i call him and shit, but when I'm fried he stays away and doesn't come when i call him cause he knows i just wanna play with his face and shit. Sounds dumb but it makes sense, right?' - kid on yahooka.com on animals
 
14 year old girls?

ahhhh, the meaning of life......

personally i think words and language is too restrictive and definite, the word meaning has way to many borders to actually represent what actually needs to be expressed, I think that there is only a vendetta in life to attain enlightment, which is absolutley the easiest thing to do if you know how, the secret lying in knowing how not to know. the easiest way to put it, as douglas adams said: you have to realize that as soon as you realize something, to realize that it is not true. everything you know is not true, and as long as your quest for things that arent true continues, you are on a path that is most self gratifying, or in lamens terms 'the meaning of life'.

or something like that.

oh yeah, have sex and ski a lot.

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and he rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - J()nes

'I like little boys' - Phrosty

There's nothing I respect more than someone who can make me laugh

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me
 
madhouse is on ecstacy or something.

'we got phed up with all the losers and posers so we're now just calling them out one by one.' - daryll hunt

'..I am like what the f--k are you talking about. I am a skier..' -eric pollard
 
esctacy makes you want to stick you cock in anything you can, it doesn`t lead you to ultimate realizations......which aren`t true anyways

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - anonymous

'I like little boys' - Phrosty

There's nothing I respect more than someone who can make me laugh

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

Society - the biggest gang in the world

everything you know is not true

`When I was doin him in the butt, my dick touched his shit...it was cool` - J()nes
 
liein face up on the floor of my vessel.

I marvel at the stars and feel my heart over flow.

maybe it's the X trip... or maybe it was the way I was dropped as a child. but either way it was headfirst and with no regrets or memory after. maybe we'll meet again. further down the river.

 
k2skeepimp is the only one to have it all figured out. he is close but not quite there. i figured out the meaning of life on a month long stint of mushroom tripping.

k2s first part was on the right track

drink hella fotys

smoke mad blunts

fuck hella bitches

ski a whole lot

but this is what he was missing

eat mushrooms so that you can fully enjoy nature and all things around you, not only on the visible plane, but on the spiritual plane as well.

the color and feel of the trees, the sky, the snow, all things around you, including the color and feel of a bitches skin, the taste of a dank ass beer, as well as a dank ass bud. and not to forget, the flow of skiing while in sink with nature, whether its on a park or backcountry jump, or standing atop a heavy ass line.

the key to life, is to smile and have fun all the time, even at the worst points. dont take shit too seriously.

dmb

'I smoke the greenest grass, my bitch got the meanest ass, and for the taste of clit i dont have to waste a whole case a grits, all it takes is my pretty face and my gangsta wit.'
 
'the key to life, is to smile and have fun all the time, even at the worst points. dont take shit too seriously. ' Dirty

You said it the best.

Take a chill pill and have heaps of fun

I have decided to live forever or die in the attempt

Confucius says, 'Man standing on a toilet is high on pot!'.

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him - Is he still wrong?

 
the meaning of liife, is simple, te reason we are all here, is to live, and be carefree

Don of the Calgary Jib Family

Keep on Keepin on
 
Nonono. Carefree isn't living. You have to experience pain, and tragedy, disappointment and sorrow. You need to have a spectrum, otherwise how can you guage happiness, joy, etc?

But as I said before, the meaning of life is a man made creation. You live, you reproduce, you die. Not always the middle step, but anyways...

There's nothing to it. You just live. There is no meaning of life.

 
'It's not our time on earth that matters, it's what we do with it that counts.'

Life for me is to make the most out of everything I do. See the positive side of everything that happens to me, make the most of every oppurtunity. Not to spend time dwelling on the past coz there ain't a damn thing I can do to change it. Doing everything I do and doing it hard out. Be spontaneous, be sensible, be crazy, most of all, be happy.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

'We are slaves to the labor of love that winter brings us every year.'

*I love Matty Enns*
 
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