I think im in love again:(

yeah cause you know.....asking a person with a penis why a person with a vagina is complicated....well your going to get a straight answer. Its like when girls in cosmo write 100ways to please you man. Girls know more about girls......its that simple.
 
"i was in love once.."

"what was her name?"

"i dont remember, she was spanish or something weird like that"

"well...thats not a good start...but go ahead"

"it was in a bathroom...we made out for hours...then we parted ways, never to see each other again."

"im pretty sure thats not love"

"Damnet!"
 
You know your dad's a pedophile when!

"Here, son, just drink this allll down. Yup, there it goes. Women are for losers anyways. Remember, family sticks together..."
 
This perma-stoned 55 year old dude talked to me on the chair today about how he broke up w/his girl on the way to the hill...this morning. It was fuckin great!
 
well thats because ladies men has been going on forever, and ask a girl is still fairly new, its an amazing cult though, so if anyone wants invites pm me=)
 
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