I think i have swine flu...

[Queen_Selassie]

you can blame the wonderful government for your illness. i would.

 

[PilleDaKid]

Well then get the fuck off NS I don't want to catch that shit.

 

[Crack.]

before anyone takes this serious..

/sarcasm

 

[selkirks]

What are you talking about? Come on, everyone in Spokane has swine flu. 15% of my school was out today.

 

[Ben.]

yeah. and more die from the REGULAR flu every year

 

[PeterNorth]

Man up pussy

 

[double_D]

me being a doctor and all....i think you have a small case of vaginalitis

 

[californiagrown]

I think i've just got superhuman immunity powers, cause ive been playing pong, and whatnot since school started here (WSU), and i havn't gotten it (knock, knock). i also live in a frat and the greek community was the hardest hit. Its actually alot shorter and in most casses mellower than the normal flu

 

[EvanMeyer]

some kid in my school had it chilled at his house for like a month and came back fine

 

[.jesus.]

shit son me to im just getting over it though bleh i feel like shit

 

[gmack24]

more like 650 deaths world wide.

 

[ThaLorax]

ha, glad to see someone actually knows what's up

 

[cashdebt]

soooo many kids at my school have it. Yesterday 1/3 of our school was out

 

[icon1234]

I may or may not have swine flu the doctor said i begin exhibiting flu like symptoms and I may end up having it. However he said there is nothing he can do because I dont fall in the "at risk" category the cdc has and he cant give me any medicine, cool beans.

 

[charmander]

hahaha

niceee, well, obviously i didnt die or anything

 

[ElbridgeGerry]

What kinda pussy gets swine flu...if that virus ever got into my body my immune system would kick it in the balls then shit on it's chest..right before curbstomping it.

 

[charmander]

i was stuck on a bus with a swinered kid for 8 hours... 2 days in a row.

first time being sick in like 3 years

 

[ElbridgeGerry]

Nice excuse..in all honesty it's probably because you suck at life.

 

[charmander]

yeah probably

 

[charmander_sucks]

Haha that's great I couldn't agree more, man mythreads so much good charmander bashing probably just has aids being gay and all.... whos with me!?

 

[ElbridgeGerry]

Fuck you, go eat shit.

 

[B.Fantana]

damn some girl in my college died of swine flu a couple of days ago

 

[gbirrd]

EXACTLY.

swine isnt a fucking big deal at all. like shit i have every symtom there execpt vomit. i truly dont care at all that its swine flu. im happy its swine cuz the real flu is worse. swine is nothing so everyone stfu about it.

end rant

 

[dstriebs]

20% of the kids at me school are out due to the swine flu, including my girlfriend. It really isn't much different than the regular flu and isn't as bad as everyone makes it out to be.

 

[k-rob]

oh fuck that's like 1/8th of a school.

 

[k-rob]

oh and i forgot to add that regular flu kills a few hundred thousand people every year. swine flu is such a pussy compared to every other kind of flu.

 

[captaincrunch]

i think avian flu is H1N1. swine flu is H5N1. (but i could be wrong)

ive been sick for a week. no vomiting, but a high fever that peaked at 105.3 yesterday morning. my entire body hurts. the feeling fluxuates from freezing to death to sweating a small ocean cos im so hot. loss of appetite too.

not even tryna complain. im just saying i think i have it, and if you have anything like this, you might too.

btw i live in seattle...

 

[selkirks]

Vice versa. Bird Flu is H5N1. Swine Flue is H1N1.

 

[selkirks]

*flu.

my bad. sorry for the double post.

 

[captaincrunch]

i stand corrected. thank you.