I think Chris (Technopotamus) must be busy

[PopsicleStand]

Cause I havent seen him post today. He must be adding peoples' piggy banks up for them or something.

 

[1337]

its discopotamus to you, sir

 

[PON3]

 

[TOK]

I like this.

 

[PopsicleStand]

always technopotamus in my heart

 

[soulskier]

i hear him and the Rhymenocerous are working on a new track

 

[seward]

i heard he is just out for a job and will be back on later.

 

[seward]

jog

fuck

 

[Mr.Huck]

I heard he has been working on his new music video.

 

[TheHamburglar]

he's just gettin some gas

 

[.Hugo.]

I heard he found a new lady friend

 

[seward]

LOLZZZ!

that pic is so much better.

you win

 

[snwbrdmilf]

OMG first name basis, hi Adam!

 

[PopsicleStand]

oh man, that hurt. haha

 

[Charlie_Kelly]

I heard he's at home and doesn't want to be bothered.

 

[Mr.Huck]

I heard he's contemplating a lifestyle change.

 

[PopsicleStand]

I heard he was stuck in traffic

 

[Randy_Quench]

I heard Theron ate him...

 

[Mr.Turtle]

i hear he's sleeping

 

[yuck]

lololol that was actually hilarious

 

[feihlination]

i hear he is singing

 

[soulskier]

i heard he's joining the choir

 

[feihlination]

no wait, i hear he is too busy clapping his fat belly right now:

 

[snwbrdmilf]

I heard the monkeys were teasing him again

 

[Mr.Huck]

Nah. Monkey was just trying to hitch a ride.

 

[feihlination]

maybe he is just... in the splatter zone? looks like there is no computer in the splatter zone

 

[feihlination]

unnecessary. way to ruin an extremely well-designed thread with above-average funnyness in subsequent responses.

 

[.Blake.]

I heard somebody just called him to tell him about this thread and to let him know he is missed.

 

[feihlination]

i forgot:

inb4 technopotamus/chris/discopotams/iammadopotamus or whatever

 

[.Blake.]

He told me he's out stalking little girls

 

[PopsicleStand]

I heard he was taking dancing lessons

 

[.Blake.]

I heard his body is going through changes and he is not happy about it

 

[stickski]

lol, love this thread

 

[corona]

I heard he got a girlfriend

 

[PopsicleStand]

I heard he had been working out and just finished up with a protein shake

 

[Blurst]

I heard that he had a kid

 

[feihlination]

lolz

 

[Asterisk]

I hear he's gettin down at the disco

 

[Blurst]

btw this is the best thread i may have ever seen on ns

 

[Randy_Quench]

with uncooked ramen noodles?

 

[GayWolf420]

I would never even contemplate eating his holyness that is the technopotamus.

 

[Asterisk]

Yeah.. doesn't everyone?

 

[yeahno]

HAHAHHAHAH this thread is gold

 

[corona]

I heard he got a sex change

 

[TechnoPotamus]

/static/images/flash_video_placeholder.pngjk, i love the shit out of you guys. now then...

OH HEY GUYZ

This thread rocks my fuckin hippo sockies off. My brosef Von Dudenstein blake (Blake.B omg he's on NS too!) texted me and told me i needed to stop huffing dust off and fighting dragons in my back yard and come check out this thread, so i did.

Let me show you, by way of picture, my reaction to reading the various hilarious posts:

I laughed

i cried

i came

i came again, god you guys are good.

anyway i was at the doctor's because i have poison ivy because i'm a big pussy and wanted to make sure it wasn't TEH AIDZ or something else. just poison ivy. just a pussy. then i was at the gym working out, but now I am here and very thankful to see adam's awesome thread

 

[.frenchy]

I actually heard he was having a baby?

 

[Bubba-Snax]

if hes studying philosophy should we call him a platopotamus?

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[.spaghetticat.]

inb4 name change

 

[Blurst]

that ones already covered.

 

[PopsicleStand]

fuck, my picture would have been so fucking awesome
http://www.flickr.com/photos/67307569@N00/2368770111/

 

[corona]

he's back! I heard it's because he got fired from the circus