I sweat like a pig

[.kieffer.]

okay so i am the most sweatiest person out there like within 10 minutes after putting on a shirt ive sweat through it. ive tried pretty much every deodorant out there and i pretty much always take two showers a day. does anyone else have this fucking annoying problem? what do you do?

sparknotes: i need a deodorant or something that makes me sweat less

 

[theBearJew]

Live inside water. That way you are not sweating, you're just wet.

 

[Lansfield]

This thread is worse than multiple cases of aids

 

[CliffyByro]

hang out with pigs. then you'll fit in.

 

[Mormor_Olga]

and cancer

 

[penguin_steeze]

don't be a fat fuck

 

[baethoven]

OP research this

 

[snwbrdmilf]

You might have hyperhidrosis - you should see your doctor about how to keep it under control. A anti-perspiration isn't going to help you.

 

[baethoven]

The picture I posted most certainly will!

pun intended

 

[ski.cats]

tank tops esse

 

[theBearJew]

Thank you doctor.. Cool.

Their ads are the worst.

 

[Toasty.]

drysol (sp)

 

[.kieffer.]

this stuff gives me like chemical burns or some shit

 

[Lick]

You still sweat in water fucking idiot.

 

[penguin_steeze]

jesus fucking christ you are retarded. you still sweat under water

 

[zapadelic]

I know a guy who got some weird weekly deoderant prescribed to him by his doctor and he says his armpits don't even get that wet when he showers.

 

[feihlination]

if youre like 14-16, just sit it out

 

[.kieffer.]

im turning 19

 

[katie.]

awks.

 

[theBearJew]

But people wont know you are sweating! They will just think you are wet....

 

[e_strapp]

a guy I work with has this same problem. It may be something with your thyroid glands

 

[J_Christoph]

haha Pigs dont sweat

 

[Sno.]

My friend has this issue in her armpits. she gets botox shots in her armpits I think. But, I would think this would be bad for you, and would also just make you sweat elsewhere. Go to a doctor and get something prescribed-- or, just date chicks who like it.

 

[*monsterskier*]

i know baking powder helps with perspiration problems

 

[CliffyByro]

haha i know but i was just going with the thread title

 

[Peter.]

i have the opposite problem. i don't sweat enough, so it looks like i am barely trying when we play pick up basketball

 

[.Hugo.]

Ha good look with that one. Unless it's a dog. Then she'll lick your sweaty armpits all day

 

[7springsprod]

My dad had this problem. His back sweated so much but he actually got some sort of surgery to minimize it, but he still does sweat a lot.

 

[Sno.]

what about dating a girl who also sweats excessively? You could put plastic down for sheets and sex would be like lube wrestling.

 

[baethoven]

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[.Hugo.]

For sexual activites, meh it would be fine. But any other time it would still be gross, and kinda a turn off from the smell/soaked clothes.

 

[.Apex.]

deodorant + baby powder. also don't wear hats

 

[Sneaky_Aziz]

this is too good for a sig. I'll just have to get it in tattoo form on my ass cheek.

 

[Laurent.]

OP:

 

[Sno.]

watch this for lols...do it, it's only 30 seconds long.

 

[Spinoza]

I heard pigs don't sweat and thats why pork is unhealthy

 

[GEORGEzimmerman]

pinkname speaks the truth. u fat?

 

[Barefootin_Fiend]

i sweat like a god damn whore in church...especially when it's 100+ outside like it's been for the past month. The only over the counter stuff that I've been able to find that actually worked is Mitchum gel deodorant/anti-perspirant:

http://www.drugstore.com/mitchum-clear-gel-antiperspirant-and-deodorant-scented/qxp26417

 

[GuerillaInDaMist]

that stuff worked for me.

 

[theabortionator]

Cook down salt in a spoon and shoot it up. That should help to dry you out

 

[.kieffer.]

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not fat

 

[Flying~Squirrel]

this kid i went to high school with used to sweat

uncontrollably too, but he looked like this:

(on the right) everyone called him Special-K for some reason.

 

[baethoven]

He clearly does loads of ketamine.

 

[LIL-WAT]

I think you miss understood his point, it's not like when someone jumps out of a pool wet you even consider it's due to sweating..