"I shouldn't have eaten that pussy..." - A 4/20 story

the bitch owned you so bad, clearly she wasnt a virgin and she just wanted some poor schmuck like you to eat her pussy, and it was a dirty stanky ass pussy so she definitely was not a virgin, and you might wanna use some listerene or something so you dont get an infection in your mouth because that can happen from eating dirty pussy, no joke
 
You sound like an idiot telling us that story. So you had some bad pussy.. boohoo... Everyone experiences nasty pussy.
 
haha no but about 5 minutes ago I got a text from a random number.. "hey do you have myspace?", at first I was like who the fuck is this but I remember I gave her my number and she said she would text.
 
wooow this is the reason NS is going downhill haha...all of u little boys thinking youre so friggin thug

haha...wow youre a charmer.
 
uh considering she was 14... and didn't shave, and was at an expensive hotel at a ski resort with her parents I highly doubt she was some dirty hoe. Girls who have sex generally shave their pussy
 
being a gangster has nothing to do with fashion...

i didnt know that thugs wore white tees so they would look cool shoving a glock in your face.
 
wana talk shit? come to Windem rail jam on the 24th we'll be there in matching talls performing some sizzoring stunts on various sliders
 
and its gonna look pretty sick with big ts flailing in the air... haha

yo adrian fix that shit in the dhc man cj is pissin me off already
 
MODS?

I dont think anyone , especially me, wants to hear about a 15 year olds first sexual experience.

Seriously.

You want a sex story, I could tell the story about how I tied a woman to my matress last week (cause she asked me to, no I'm not a rapist, so don't even waste your post) and made her cum using a sheet

but I'm not even gonna tell that story, cause it's not appropriate.

Just like this thread.

 
do the seventh floor crew - just before you blow your load shove your dick in her ear, she wont forget you for a while...
 
your a tard for eating out a random fkn girl, you dont even know her and u probably just fell and landing on her pussayyy and she was like well i hope he realizes im furry aww too late he likes it
 
brag? no, just sharing.

but shhhhhhhh

DL yo.

Using a sheet - well.. since shes tied up, cant move for the most part, I used the edge of a sheet to tease her into hysteria, and eventually she exploded.

had trouble cleaning off the walls though.

 
yo nigs i like to suck dick and take it hard in the ass from multipe huge throbbing dicks a night....no homo. peace nikkkkkkkazzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. no homo. im gonna go smoke 14 bowls and 9 blunts no homo nigs.
 
if the bitch lied about being a virgin would she not lie about her age, and to the second part generally they do but a dirty whore like this would not shave her pussy, think about how she acted, no bitch like this would bother to shave her cunt
 
haha you think I replied to her? she also called me the next night while I was out to dinner, which I didn't pick up. I'm just going to save her number and wait for a night when I get real crunk and feel like ranting on her.
 
thats why i dont eat bitches out....

even if it doesnt smell that bad (which it often does) i dont want to know how that shit tastes.....

maybe if it was real nice..
 
seriously dude.. just get the fuck out.. you've posted like 5 times in this thread.

and i'm not trying to "deny" her by not talking to her, i just don't want to.. i'll never see her again in my life so I don't see the point.
 
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