crooks
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alright so this weekend was pretty dope. my parents hooked it up with a hotel room, ski in ski out at Sunday River. I got the hotel room for 7 days, from last friday (april 18) to next friday (april 25), so for 4/20 weekend I came up here with my nigs adrian, scofield, and perrywinkles. the whole weekend consisted of sipping forties, slaying parks, and burning acres on the balcony (got some complaints from the hotel for that). so after burning at 4:20 pm yesterday, they had to pack up and peace to go home, leaving the hotel room to myself for the night.
after cleaning it up quick, hopping in the shower, and facing a 40 of Olde English, I decide to go on a mission for beezy (pussy). so I'm stumbling around the hotel hallways in my dub XL white foot locker tee, basketball shorts, and fresh nike dunk lows, and I come across a fine looking girl, seemed to be around my age too. so I walk up quick and since it's 4/20 I ask if she smoked / wanted to burn. she explains that she smokes but can't because she's staying with her parents. I was like alright whatever, and told her how I had my own hotel room for the night and invited her up. we go to the room and as soon as I get in there I crack open my grinder and smoke a few bowls on the balcony while she watches.
I walk back into the room real chink eyed and waste no time, start hooking up with her on the bed and she pretty quickly takes her shirt off. then shit started to get real weird, she proceeds to shove my head down so I would eat her out, I was pretty skeptical, not about to wifey anything, but I just figured I'd get some bomb head in return after. so I'm pretty hazy eyed and it's real dark in the room, and I proceed to make one of my biggest mistakes ever, eating out before even feeling out the area first. immediately I taste some of the most disgusting pussy ever (no homo) but african forest style. after that I was like fuck this I'm out, but then realized I might as well finish her off quick so I can get mines. so i just finish her off by hand, hating every single moment of it. she's finally done and I'm like word now it's my turn. so she jumps on top of me and starts to dry hump me. I'm like alright this is pretty gay.. just waiting for her to go down. a few minutes of this go by and there is no progress made, still dry humping. I pull away quick and ask if she's a virgin and she says yes, I'm like alright well wanna fuck, and she's like "nahh" and continues to dry hump. about a minute later she stops and says she has to go back to her room. she asks for my number and I give it to her, don't even bother asking her for hers.
after that she peaces and I was pretty much in shock.. still blunted out of my mind, trying to comprehend what the fuck kind of girl makes a guy try and eat out her hairy bush but won't even suck-a-dick in return? then shit just got worse and worse, I started to feel really sick and like I was about to puke. for like 1 hour I chill in the bathroom hovering over the toilet, even started gagging, eyes watering up, had to resort to opening up this $3.00 bottle of water to get the taste out. I ended up getting no sleep last night, waking up every hour. I decided that all of that came from the pussy, I remember her telling me she's here until tomorrow and she told me her room number too. I definitely have to get her back somehow tonight. but seriously, no homo but I don't think I'll ever be able to go down on a girl ever again, mad traumatized by that.
after cleaning it up quick, hopping in the shower, and facing a 40 of Olde English, I decide to go on a mission for beezy (pussy). so I'm stumbling around the hotel hallways in my dub XL white foot locker tee, basketball shorts, and fresh nike dunk lows, and I come across a fine looking girl, seemed to be around my age too. so I walk up quick and since it's 4/20 I ask if she smoked / wanted to burn. she explains that she smokes but can't because she's staying with her parents. I was like alright whatever, and told her how I had my own hotel room for the night and invited her up. we go to the room and as soon as I get in there I crack open my grinder and smoke a few bowls on the balcony while she watches.
I walk back into the room real chink eyed and waste no time, start hooking up with her on the bed and she pretty quickly takes her shirt off. then shit started to get real weird, she proceeds to shove my head down so I would eat her out, I was pretty skeptical, not about to wifey anything, but I just figured I'd get some bomb head in return after. so I'm pretty hazy eyed and it's real dark in the room, and I proceed to make one of my biggest mistakes ever, eating out before even feeling out the area first. immediately I taste some of the most disgusting pussy ever (no homo) but african forest style. after that I was like fuck this I'm out, but then realized I might as well finish her off quick so I can get mines. so i just finish her off by hand, hating every single moment of it. she's finally done and I'm like word now it's my turn. so she jumps on top of me and starts to dry hump me. I'm like alright this is pretty gay.. just waiting for her to go down. a few minutes of this go by and there is no progress made, still dry humping. I pull away quick and ask if she's a virgin and she says yes, I'm like alright well wanna fuck, and she's like "nahh" and continues to dry hump. about a minute later she stops and says she has to go back to her room. she asks for my number and I give it to her, don't even bother asking her for hers.
after that she peaces and I was pretty much in shock.. still blunted out of my mind, trying to comprehend what the fuck kind of girl makes a guy try and eat out her hairy bush but won't even suck-a-dick in return? then shit just got worse and worse, I started to feel really sick and like I was about to puke. for like 1 hour I chill in the bathroom hovering over the toilet, even started gagging, eyes watering up, had to resort to opening up this $3.00 bottle of water to get the taste out. I ended up getting no sleep last night, waking up every hour. I decided that all of that came from the pussy, I remember her telling me she's here until tomorrow and she told me her room number too. I definitely have to get her back somehow tonight. but seriously, no homo but I don't think I'll ever be able to go down on a girl ever again, mad traumatized by that.
