I saw a misty 9 today!

yeah, if you could cover this professional divers nuts in ink for me, and give me his sack prints on a peice of cimmomin scented paper, id consider not commiting suicied for the rest of the summer.

pinktigers

 
this too fucking funny to skip!

dude, if your friend did why the hell are you bragging about it? seriously now, if he's good and you can't do shit, that's okay but do really need to be building his ego? do we really care what his name on NS is? FUCK NO!!

just for the record, you're the fucking loser for making this thread! by the way, i've seen my friends do misty 9's on skis! so someone doing one on the water means shit!

SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE

1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES

2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity

3.POACH everyone's favourite lines

4.IGNORE all posted signs

5.EVADE patrol at all costs

6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones

7.DRINK to excess

 
what the hell is your guys' problem? no one gives a fuck about skiing anymore, its all about what you can pull on the diving board. i mean come on, the last 540 was so fast! LOL!

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of course he did the last 5 slow thats the easiest way to get to misty 9, you want hard keep it consistant

Fuck You
 
Deschey, please enlighten me as to why a misty-9 in itself is unstylish and gay. Maybe the ones that you have seen have been hucked and unstylish, but style can be brought to just about anything.. and that is what sets it apart.

Depending how it is done a backflip can either be one of the coolest tricks or one of the lamest tricks. How is that any different?

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 
k inorder to throw a misty 9 you have to huck the balls outa yer sack and they look unstylish, cork 9 would be the better bet, you wouldnt look like a tree with lots of branches in the wind.

jus me talkin though broda

 
Well its cool that you can throw shit off of a diving board but so can n e one there is no risk. Not worth a 2 page thread.

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