I saved a life

pCletus

pCletus

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well it may not have been a humans life but it was a life none the less....the life of a cow....he got really bloated and constapated.....could of killed him...so im pinning him down while my mom gives the cow an enemma and feeds it tums.....now his life has been saved
 
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I did not know tums worked for bloat in bovines, I always had to shove a hose down their throat to relieve the pressure
 
I'm going to write and direct a movie called cows.

It's about these aliens that are cows, abducting cows.

The whole movie is in black and white.

 
Actual, I hear that unless a cow is killed and to be butchered you can't sell the meet ie it dies of natural causes

He didn't deny anyone, he just postponed the burgers for a month or two
 
thats very nice of you. Next time just dont let it eat a bunch of grass and hay and it wont get bloated. Wait till its older
 
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I think I've saved two drunk people this year. One was a guy walking down a busy road at 2am I helped him over the fence onto the sidewalk, if there was a drunk driver he would've been done.

The other was a shitfaced sub who had already passed out on the road ditched her friends and was scratched up and crying. she was stumbling the complete wrong way than the house she wanted to go to, she had the street and ave confused so if she did get directions it would be the wrong house. I figured out where she wanted to go and held her hand so she didn't fall over and walked her to her friends house
 
The preview is just gunna be.

"COWS"

and then it ends.

It will be the most srs religulous spirtual and sci fientific moovh evur
 
it actually should be relesed on a series of floppy disks that you have to upload to your computer and hope they all work.
 
I went into my basement a couple weeks ago, and there was a mouse with his leg caught in a tarp.

So i got him out and set him free, therefor saving his life.

Then I went and played transformice.

 
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