I put on my Robe and Wizard hat
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ThisAngelicRage
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hahahahahahhahahaha
Ski_Instructor_Mike
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are you sure he actually wrote it though? it was on ericrice.com and he said he got it in an email.
-Mike
I just wanna see siamese twins box eachother.
-Mike
I just wanna see siamese twins box eachother.
Ahmets_Brother
Active member
that is fuckin amazing!!!!!i love it. i wanna do that so bad. ahahhahahahahhahahhahah!!!!!!
i like to burn things
i can do a summersault
i like to burn things
i can do a summersault
If you guys like this humour, www.geocities.com/blake_sw GREAT.. check out projects.. thats my friend dans site
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If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.
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Rogge
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that is soo funny man
'Some day's your the dog and other days you're the hydrant asshole'
-my uncle Gary telling me his philosophy on life while drunk in a bar
Five-9 Productions
'You can't go steezy in tha treezy'
-Brian Class on Skiing in the Glades
When there is no grass on the field, play in the mud
-Pep Fujas
-MR
'Some day's your the dog and other days you're the hydrant asshole'
-my uncle Gary telling me his philosophy on life while drunk in a bar
Five-9 Productions
'You can't go steezy in tha treezy'
-Brian Class on Skiing in the Glades
When there is no grass on the field, play in the mud
-Pep Fujas
-MR
ThisAngelicRage
Active member
Back from the deaaaaaad.
-Lauren
I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual Transylvania...
-Lauren
I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual Transylvania...
BrodyLeven
Active member
dear god, still hilarious....
Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
ViperSki
Active member
yea that is seriously so funny, especially when the people he is talking to try and take him serious
Not being able to speak is not the same as not speaking. You seem as if you like to talk. I like to let people talk who like to talk. It makes it easier to find out how full of shit they are.
Not being able to speak is not the same as not speaking. You seem as if you like to talk. I like to let people talk who like to talk. It makes it easier to find out how full of shit they are.
marlin_102
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Bloodninja:Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKate:Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
Bloodninja:So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate:Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
Bloodninja:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate:What the f**k?
DirtyKate:You perverted piece of s**t
DirtyKate:F**k
ah ha. simply genius mike.
'ghostdragon is like milk. sometimes when it sits too long in thr fridge it gets crusty things around the cap that sometimes fall into your glass when your not careful.' - cj
'if you love something, fuck it in the ass...if it screams, cries and bleeds toss it in the dumpster...if anything else, you've got yourself a keeper' - Alpentalik
-Ayrton
DirtyKate:Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
Bloodninja:So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate:Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
Bloodninja:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate:What the f**k?
DirtyKate:You perverted piece of s**t
DirtyKate:F**k
ah ha. simply genius mike.
'ghostdragon is like milk. sometimes when it sits too long in thr fridge it gets crusty things around the cap that sometimes fall into your glass when your not careful.' - cj
'if you love something, fuck it in the ass...if it screams, cries and bleeds toss it in the dumpster...if anything else, you've got yourself a keeper' - Alpentalik
-Ayrton
I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds.
hahahahahahahaahahahha....its been a while, but they are still insane
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A view on the downfall of the US by 221:
'godzilla man. he's gonna show up and shit will hit the fan.'
ellermann -> i hope you realize you just threw yourselves a birthday party online. just think about that for a little while
Ryan V.G
hahahahahahahaahahahha....its been a while, but they are still insane
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A view on the downfall of the US by 221:
'godzilla man. he's gonna show up and shit will hit the fan.'
ellermann -> i hope you realize you just threw yourselves a birthday party online. just think about that for a little while
Ryan V.G
aoe
Active member
This was taken from something awful:
Throughout this prank, I only had two objectives: to make it stretch over five days, and to actually get the sap to call me on the phone. If you're wondering where I found such a gullible moron, I've been frequenting a number of Kansas City Chiefs forums for quite a while, and 'Jimbo' was one of the most obvious targets at one of this BBSs. The guy has absolutely no common sense whatsoever. The prank doesn't really have a single coherent theme, as I wanted to change style for once, but I think the recording of the guy actually calling me at the end makes it all worthwhile. Oh yes, I was using a new ICQ account under the name 'Denny' for this one (I have been changing names and accounts with every prank, just to make sure the other person doesn't recognize me from this site, and to ensure freshness).
(day 1)
Lowtax - heya hun, do you mind if I add you to this ICQ list? My husband has some questions for you about the football Cheifs.
Jimbo - Not a problem!
Lowtax - thanks hun, let me put my husband on
Jimbo - OK
Lowtax - WHAT THE HELL
Lowtax - What the hell's going on with this damn thing, Maryelle?
Jimbo - Hello?
Jimbo - Are you there?
Jimbo - Hello?
(day 2)
Lowtax - Hey, what's up Pete?
Jimbo - Hello?
Lowtax - Yeah, hello, what's up Pete?
Jimbo - Heh he, this isn't Pete. It's James. : P
Lowtax - Alright James, how ya doing?
Jimbo - Just fine, and yourself?
Lowtax - Thats great James, where you from?
Jimbo - Phoenix, Arizona. And yourself?
Lowtax - Hold the phones there Ken, the info on your page says Atlanta. You trying to pull the wool over my eyes, James?
Jimbo - He he, no, I live in Atlanta now.
Lowtax - You're not playing mind games with me, are you?
Jimbo - No, I don't do tricks like that.
Lowtax - Tricks? Like card tricks and shit? You dont do em? I used to be a magician you know.
Jimbo - My brother can do some magic.
Lowtax - That's swell, Jim. I was an ace magician back in the day. I was wowing crowds left and right, big audiences, BIG AUDIENCES.
Jimbo - No kidding?
Lowtax - No kidding, you crazy man. I did it part time for college. I was the best.
Lowtax - They called me 'Incredible Iriving'. I pulled shit outta hats that you wouldn't believe.
Jimbo - Where'd you go to college?
Lowtax - that's none of your business, Jimmy. What I'm saying is that I was the best damn magician those kids had ever seen.
Lowtax - I did crazy kinds of card tricks, made shit disappear, the whole nine yards.
Jimbo - Like what?
Lowtax - Ahh, you know, some kids come up on bikes, and I says 'hey kids, want to see a trick?' and I made their bikes disappear and they're all saying how cool it was and shit, and then they're like 'can we have our bikes back now?' and I just sit there and laugh at them.
Jimbo - Where'd there bikes go?
Lowtax - To tell you the truth, Ken, I have no clue. It's magic, you know?
Lowtax - So how about them Chiefs, huh?
Jimbo - I'm getting real excited this year...!
Lowtax - WOAH, hold on there a minute Jimbo, I just wanna talk about the Chiefs, not about any crazy sex stuff. I'm not into that shit, okay?
Jimbo - What do you mean?
Lowtax - Shit, I guess I read your last message wrong, sorry there. I just get freaked out over this Internet shit, understand? I don't have any clue how this shit works.
Jimbo - Heh he, I understand. We are all newbies at once!
Lowtax - Whatever you say, Jimmy. All I know is that theres a bunch of freaky shit all over the Internet, and I dont want a part of that crap, got me? I'm not interested in cybering with you, so don't think about it.
Jimbo - Heh. I'm married.
Lowtax - To a woman?
Jimbo - Yup. Sweetheart from school.
Lowtax - What school you go to?
Jimbo - MU
Lowtax - So how about them Chiefs?
Jimbo - Just heard they signed Hall!
Lowtax - Jason Hall?
Jimbo - No, Dante Hall. Who's Jason Hall?
Lowtax - Big fellah, weighs about 450. Size of a fucking bus. I don't know where the hell he went to school. He's a fucking nut.
Jimbo - What position?
Lowtax - I dont know, linebacker or something. He had the nickname, 'Bitch Buster'. Real psycho. I think he went to KU.
Jimbo - Ha ha, probably!!!
Lowtax - What's that supposed to mean?
Jimbo - I mean he sounds like somebody they'd let into there.
Lowtax - You got that right there, Jimmy.
Lowtax - James, I gotta get the fuck off the computer, my wife's bird is flying around the place like a little fucking freak and I gotta catch it before it shits all over the counter.
Jimbo - Good luck!
Lowtax - Okay Jimbo.
(day 3)
Lowtax - Yo Jmbo, what's cooking, bg man?
Jimbo - Hello!
Lowtax - You been followng the Chefs news?
Jimbo - Yes I have!
Lowtax - Thats fantastc, because me sure as hell haven't. You remember that fuckng brd flyng around the place?
Jimbo - From yesterday?
Lowtax - You got a great memory there Jmmy. Yeah, that brd. Anyway, t was flyng all over the fuckng place lke some lttle spaz and 'm throwng sht at t sayng 'MARYELLE, GET YOUR FUCKNG BRD BACK NTO TS FUCKNG CAGE OR 'M GONG TO COOK THE FUCKNG THNG!!!' cause the lttle bastard shts all over my stuff when t gets out. The last thng need on my pants s a wad of brd sht, you understand?
Jimbo - Sounds like an obnoxsious bird. Why are you typing like that?
Lowtax - 'm gettng to that, Jmmy. So anyways, there am, throwng books and sht at that lttle fucker and my wfes just gong nuts, screamng about not httng her brd and sht. So says, 'MARYELLE, F YOU DDN'T WANT THAT BRD TO GET T'S SHT KCKED, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE LET T OUT OF TS FUCKNG CAGE!' and t was just nuts. then the fuckng bastard craps all over my keyboard, and now can't use the key (between the u and o key) because t's caked wth sht and doesnt fuckng work no more.
Jimbo - The 'I' key?
Lowtax - You got t, Jmmy.
Jimbo - What a terrible bird. Doesn't she train it? My wife's sister has a bird. A pocket parrot I think? Have you heard of those?
Lowtax - That's swell, Jmmy, but me dont care about that rght now. Got a bgger problem on my hands, cause that lttle fucker sht all over the keyboard and 've got no clue how to clean t out.
Jimbo - You should probably just buy a new keyboard for your computer.
Lowtax - Jimmy, o got to go now, clean ths sht out of the keyboard, m gonna put the thng n the dshwasher or some sht. bbl
Jimbo - In the dishwasher?
Jimbo - Why?
Jimbo - Don't put it into the dishwasher!
Jimbo - Are you there?
Jimbo - You'll lose your keyboard if you put it in the dishwasher!
Jimbo - Denny? Hello?
(day 4)
Lowtax - GREETINGS JIMBO
Jimbo - Hey man, how are you doing?
Lowtax - I AM BETTER. THE KEYBOARD DID END UP BREAKING, MOTHER FRIEND. I NOW AM HAVE NO KEYBOARD TWO USE AS A RESULT.
Jimbo - How are you using the computer then?
Lowtax - SPEECH TO TEXT PROGRAM, I AM OF USING MICROPHONE TO DICTATE THE SPEECH INTO TEXT FORM TO ALLOW YOU TO READ.
Jimbo - The Soundblaster software?
Lowtax - JIMMY, YOU CRAZY SUN AND A BITCH. I AM USING A SPEECH TWO TEXT PROGRAM ON THE COMPUTER, SO AND DONT FOR GET IT YOU MOTHER FRIEND?
Jimbo - What?
Lowtax - DID YOU HERE THE CHEFS DRAFTS A TIGHT END AND NAMED JASON DONE?
Jimbo - Jason Dunn?
Lowtax - WRITE, JIMMY.
Jimbo - Heh he, yes, like they need another tight end.
Lowtax - MOTHER FRIEND THIS PROGRAM IS PEACE OF SHOE. IT DOES NOT RIGHT THE WORDS I DO SPEAK CORRECTLY. MOTHER FRIEND.
Jimbo - You should really simply buy a nother keyboard.
Lowtax - LISTEN JIMMY, ALL OF US ARE DO NOT ROLE IN MONEY LIKE YOU DO, IS. I DO NOT I DO HAVE THE HUNDRED DOLL ARE TOO BUY A NEW KEY BORED. MOTHER FRIEND, THE DAN BIRD IS AT BACK AGAIN.
Jimbo - Keyboard are only about $15, you can buy them at CompUsa.
Lowtax - GOD IDEA JIMMY. YOU ARE SMART TEA MAN, I GUESS! FIRST THING I DO IS I CATCH BIRD FLYING A ROUND LIKE A MOTHER FRIEND RETARDED BIRD, THEN I AM GO TO I GO AND PURCHASE KEY BORED. AT CANT YOU ESSAY. GO CHEFS!
Jimbo - Go Chiefs!!!
(day 5)
Lowtax - Heya Jimmy, how they hangin?
Jimbo - Hi! How are you?
Lowtax - That's great Jimmy, but I got a big problem here. Last night, I started throwing stuff to kill that damn bird, and I finally nailed the fucker with an encyclopedia. Crushed it like a grape. The problem is, my wife's all fucking nuts now, and she's still crying and screaming. Can you do me a big fuckin favor and call her up and make her stop crying?
Jimbo - What?
Lowtax - Can you call her and ask her to stop crying or something? She's a fucking wreck right now, crying like a fucking nutcase. I can't get her to stop, and its driving me fucking nuts.
Jimbo - Ummm... okay. What's your phone number?
Lowtax - (PHONE NUMBER EDITED OUT)
Jimbo - Okay, brb
(Jimbo actually called. Here is the recorded phone conversation (237 k). I had taped the voices on this end before he called, and just pressed the 'play' button when his call came through. Prank only lasts 19 seconds, because I had only recorded 19 seconds of weeping / yelling, and the guy was silent the entire time. I don't blame him.)
Lowtax - God dammit, that didn't do any fucking good at all! You're a real shitty psychologist, Jimmy.
Jimbo - I'm not a psychologist!
Lowtax - YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT YOU'RE NOT, JIMBO!!!
Lowtax - Listen Ken, I gotta fucking go. She's started to break shit and throw herself all over the place like a damned mental patient. I'll talk to you later pal.
Jimbo - Good luck. Sorry to hear about all this. ICQ me when she;s calmed down. : (
Lowtax - Thanks Jimmy.
'i did you fucking peasent'
-Winterparksuks
Throughout this prank, I only had two objectives: to make it stretch over five days, and to actually get the sap to call me on the phone. If you're wondering where I found such a gullible moron, I've been frequenting a number of Kansas City Chiefs forums for quite a while, and 'Jimbo' was one of the most obvious targets at one of this BBSs. The guy has absolutely no common sense whatsoever. The prank doesn't really have a single coherent theme, as I wanted to change style for once, but I think the recording of the guy actually calling me at the end makes it all worthwhile. Oh yes, I was using a new ICQ account under the name 'Denny' for this one (I have been changing names and accounts with every prank, just to make sure the other person doesn't recognize me from this site, and to ensure freshness).
(day 1)
Lowtax - heya hun, do you mind if I add you to this ICQ list? My husband has some questions for you about the football Cheifs.
Jimbo - Not a problem!
Lowtax - thanks hun, let me put my husband on
Jimbo - OK
Lowtax - WHAT THE HELL
Lowtax - What the hell's going on with this damn thing, Maryelle?
Jimbo - Hello?
Jimbo - Are you there?
Jimbo - Hello?
(day 2)
Lowtax - Hey, what's up Pete?
Jimbo - Hello?
Lowtax - Yeah, hello, what's up Pete?
Jimbo - Heh he, this isn't Pete. It's James. : P
Lowtax - Alright James, how ya doing?
Jimbo - Just fine, and yourself?
Lowtax - Thats great James, where you from?
Jimbo - Phoenix, Arizona. And yourself?
Lowtax - Hold the phones there Ken, the info on your page says Atlanta. You trying to pull the wool over my eyes, James?
Jimbo - He he, no, I live in Atlanta now.
Lowtax - You're not playing mind games with me, are you?
Jimbo - No, I don't do tricks like that.
Lowtax - Tricks? Like card tricks and shit? You dont do em? I used to be a magician you know.
Jimbo - My brother can do some magic.
Lowtax - That's swell, Jim. I was an ace magician back in the day. I was wowing crowds left and right, big audiences, BIG AUDIENCES.
Jimbo - No kidding?
Lowtax - No kidding, you crazy man. I did it part time for college. I was the best.
Lowtax - They called me 'Incredible Iriving'. I pulled shit outta hats that you wouldn't believe.
Jimbo - Where'd you go to college?
Lowtax - that's none of your business, Jimmy. What I'm saying is that I was the best damn magician those kids had ever seen.
Lowtax - I did crazy kinds of card tricks, made shit disappear, the whole nine yards.
Jimbo - Like what?
Lowtax - Ahh, you know, some kids come up on bikes, and I says 'hey kids, want to see a trick?' and I made their bikes disappear and they're all saying how cool it was and shit, and then they're like 'can we have our bikes back now?' and I just sit there and laugh at them.
Jimbo - Where'd there bikes go?
Lowtax - To tell you the truth, Ken, I have no clue. It's magic, you know?
Lowtax - So how about them Chiefs, huh?
Jimbo - I'm getting real excited this year...!
Lowtax - WOAH, hold on there a minute Jimbo, I just wanna talk about the Chiefs, not about any crazy sex stuff. I'm not into that shit, okay?
Jimbo - What do you mean?
Lowtax - Shit, I guess I read your last message wrong, sorry there. I just get freaked out over this Internet shit, understand? I don't have any clue how this shit works.
Jimbo - Heh he, I understand. We are all newbies at once!
Lowtax - Whatever you say, Jimmy. All I know is that theres a bunch of freaky shit all over the Internet, and I dont want a part of that crap, got me? I'm not interested in cybering with you, so don't think about it.
Jimbo - Heh. I'm married.
Lowtax - To a woman?
Jimbo - Yup. Sweetheart from school.
Lowtax - What school you go to?
Jimbo - MU
Lowtax - So how about them Chiefs?
Jimbo - Just heard they signed Hall!
Lowtax - Jason Hall?
Jimbo - No, Dante Hall. Who's Jason Hall?
Lowtax - Big fellah, weighs about 450. Size of a fucking bus. I don't know where the hell he went to school. He's a fucking nut.
Jimbo - What position?
Lowtax - I dont know, linebacker or something. He had the nickname, 'Bitch Buster'. Real psycho. I think he went to KU.
Jimbo - Ha ha, probably!!!
Lowtax - What's that supposed to mean?
Jimbo - I mean he sounds like somebody they'd let into there.
Lowtax - You got that right there, Jimmy.
Lowtax - James, I gotta get the fuck off the computer, my wife's bird is flying around the place like a little fucking freak and I gotta catch it before it shits all over the counter.
Jimbo - Good luck!
Lowtax - Okay Jimbo.
(day 3)
Lowtax - Yo Jmbo, what's cooking, bg man?
Jimbo - Hello!
Lowtax - You been followng the Chefs news?
Jimbo - Yes I have!
Lowtax - Thats fantastc, because me sure as hell haven't. You remember that fuckng brd flyng around the place?
Jimbo - From yesterday?
Lowtax - You got a great memory there Jmmy. Yeah, that brd. Anyway, t was flyng all over the fuckng place lke some lttle spaz and 'm throwng sht at t sayng 'MARYELLE, GET YOUR FUCKNG BRD BACK NTO TS FUCKNG CAGE OR 'M GONG TO COOK THE FUCKNG THNG!!!' cause the lttle bastard shts all over my stuff when t gets out. The last thng need on my pants s a wad of brd sht, you understand?
Jimbo - Sounds like an obnoxsious bird. Why are you typing like that?
Lowtax - 'm gettng to that, Jmmy. So anyways, there am, throwng books and sht at that lttle fucker and my wfes just gong nuts, screamng about not httng her brd and sht. So says, 'MARYELLE, F YOU DDN'T WANT THAT BRD TO GET T'S SHT KCKED, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE LET T OUT OF TS FUCKNG CAGE!' and t was just nuts. then the fuckng bastard craps all over my keyboard, and now can't use the key (between the u and o key) because t's caked wth sht and doesnt fuckng work no more.
Jimbo - The 'I' key?
Lowtax - You got t, Jmmy.
Jimbo - What a terrible bird. Doesn't she train it? My wife's sister has a bird. A pocket parrot I think? Have you heard of those?
Lowtax - That's swell, Jmmy, but me dont care about that rght now. Got a bgger problem on my hands, cause that lttle fucker sht all over the keyboard and 've got no clue how to clean t out.
Jimbo - You should probably just buy a new keyboard for your computer.
Lowtax - Jimmy, o got to go now, clean ths sht out of the keyboard, m gonna put the thng n the dshwasher or some sht. bbl
Jimbo - In the dishwasher?
Jimbo - Why?
Jimbo - Don't put it into the dishwasher!
Jimbo - Are you there?
Jimbo - You'll lose your keyboard if you put it in the dishwasher!
Jimbo - Denny? Hello?
(day 4)
Lowtax - GREETINGS JIMBO
Jimbo - Hey man, how are you doing?
Lowtax - I AM BETTER. THE KEYBOARD DID END UP BREAKING, MOTHER FRIEND. I NOW AM HAVE NO KEYBOARD TWO USE AS A RESULT.
Jimbo - How are you using the computer then?
Lowtax - SPEECH TO TEXT PROGRAM, I AM OF USING MICROPHONE TO DICTATE THE SPEECH INTO TEXT FORM TO ALLOW YOU TO READ.
Jimbo - The Soundblaster software?
Lowtax - JIMMY, YOU CRAZY SUN AND A BITCH. I AM USING A SPEECH TWO TEXT PROGRAM ON THE COMPUTER, SO AND DONT FOR GET IT YOU MOTHER FRIEND?
Jimbo - What?
Lowtax - DID YOU HERE THE CHEFS DRAFTS A TIGHT END AND NAMED JASON DONE?
Jimbo - Jason Dunn?
Lowtax - WRITE, JIMMY.
Jimbo - Heh he, yes, like they need another tight end.
Lowtax - MOTHER FRIEND THIS PROGRAM IS PEACE OF SHOE. IT DOES NOT RIGHT THE WORDS I DO SPEAK CORRECTLY. MOTHER FRIEND.
Jimbo - You should really simply buy a nother keyboard.
Lowtax - LISTEN JIMMY, ALL OF US ARE DO NOT ROLE IN MONEY LIKE YOU DO, IS. I DO NOT I DO HAVE THE HUNDRED DOLL ARE TOO BUY A NEW KEY BORED. MOTHER FRIEND, THE DAN BIRD IS AT BACK AGAIN.
Jimbo - Keyboard are only about $15, you can buy them at CompUsa.
Lowtax - GOD IDEA JIMMY. YOU ARE SMART TEA MAN, I GUESS! FIRST THING I DO IS I CATCH BIRD FLYING A ROUND LIKE A MOTHER FRIEND RETARDED BIRD, THEN I AM GO TO I GO AND PURCHASE KEY BORED. AT CANT YOU ESSAY. GO CHEFS!
Jimbo - Go Chiefs!!!
(day 5)
Lowtax - Heya Jimmy, how they hangin?
Jimbo - Hi! How are you?
Lowtax - That's great Jimmy, but I got a big problem here. Last night, I started throwing stuff to kill that damn bird, and I finally nailed the fucker with an encyclopedia. Crushed it like a grape. The problem is, my wife's all fucking nuts now, and she's still crying and screaming. Can you do me a big fuckin favor and call her up and make her stop crying?
Jimbo - What?
Lowtax - Can you call her and ask her to stop crying or something? She's a fucking wreck right now, crying like a fucking nutcase. I can't get her to stop, and its driving me fucking nuts.
Jimbo - Ummm... okay. What's your phone number?
Lowtax - (PHONE NUMBER EDITED OUT)
Jimbo - Okay, brb
(Jimbo actually called. Here is the recorded phone conversation (237 k). I had taped the voices on this end before he called, and just pressed the 'play' button when his call came through. Prank only lasts 19 seconds, because I had only recorded 19 seconds of weeping / yelling, and the guy was silent the entire time. I don't blame him.)
Lowtax - God dammit, that didn't do any fucking good at all! You're a real shitty psychologist, Jimmy.
Jimbo - I'm not a psychologist!
Lowtax - YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT YOU'RE NOT, JIMBO!!!
Lowtax - Listen Ken, I gotta fucking go. She's started to break shit and throw herself all over the place like a damned mental patient. I'll talk to you later pal.
Jimbo - Good luck. Sorry to hear about all this. ICQ me when she;s calmed down. : (
Lowtax - Thanks Jimmy.
'i did you fucking peasent'
-Winterparksuks
Adamskinick
Active member
if that shit is real u are the funniest person i have met online
courtesy of dynastar concept: Roses are red, violets are blue, i like spaghetti, lets go fuck
courtesy of dynastar concept: Roses are red, violets are blue, i like spaghetti, lets go fuck
Adamskinick
Active member
if that shit is real u are the funniest person i have met online
courtesy of dynastar concept: Roses are red, violets are blue, i like spaghetti, lets go fuck
courtesy of dynastar concept: Roses are red, violets are blue, i like spaghetti, lets go fuck
canonrider
Active member
mother friend... funniest thing iv ever read
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dez22
Active member
that stuff is pretty good, but its nothing compared to the HARR conversation:
Girl: Hi
Boy: hello
Boy: who is this?
Girl: just a someone?
Boy: A someone I know?
Girl: nope
Boy: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
Girl: well sorrrrrry
Girl: I just wanted to chat with you
Boy: why?
Girl: nevermind your an asshole
Boy: Hey wait a minute
Girl: yes?
Boy: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid
Girl: paranoid?
Boy: yes
Girl: of what?
Girl: me?
Boy: No. I'm in hiding.
Girl: LOL
Boy: Don't f***ing laugh at me!
Boy: This shit is serious!
Girl: What are you hiding from?
Boy: The cops.
Girl: gimme a fucking break
Boy: I'm serious.
Girl: I don't get it
Boy: The cops are after me.
Girl: For what?
Boy: I'm wanted in three states
Girl: For???
Boy: It's kindof embarrasing.
Boy: I had sex with a turkey.
Boy: Hello?
Girl: You are fucking sick.
Boy: Send me your picture.
Girl: why?
Boy: so I know you aren't one of them.
Girl: One of what?
Boy: The cops.
Girl: I'm not a cop i told you
Boy: Then send me your picture.
Girl: hold on
Boy: Hurry up.
Boy: Are you there?
Boy: fuck you, cop!
Girl: Hey sorry
Girl: I had to do something for my mom.
Boy: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
Boy: When really you were notifying the authorities.
Boy: Weren't you!?
Girl: thats not it
Boy: Then what?
Girl: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty
Boy: Most cops aren't
Girl: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU DICKHEAD!
Boy: Then send me the picture.
Girl: fine. What's your e-mail?
Boy: Just send it through here.
Girl: alright *PIC*
Girl: Did you get it?
Boy: Hold on. I'm looking.
Girl: That was me back in may
Girl: I've lost weight since then.
Boy: I hope so
Girl: what?!?
Girl: that hurt my feelings.
Boy: Did it?
Girl: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now.
Boy: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
Girl: yes
Boy: Alright let me find it.
Girl: kks
Boy: Okay here it is. *PIC*
Girl: this isn't you.
Boy: I'll be damned if it ain't!
Girl: You don't look like that.
Boy: How the hell do you know?
Girl: cause your profile has another picture.
Boy: The profile pic is a fake.
Boy: I use it to hide from the cops.
Girl: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
Boy: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
Boy: Not to mention all the groceries.
Girl: Go fuck yourself
Boy: I was going to until I saw that picture
Boy: Now my dick won't get hard for a week.
Girl: I shouldn't have sent you that picture.
Girl: You've done nothing but slam me.
Girl: you hurt me.
Boy: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me?
Girl: I thought you were bullshitting me!
Boy: Why would I do that?
Girl: I can't believe that cops are after you
Boy: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
Girl: FUC YOU!!!
Boy: You'd break both of his legs.
Girl: You're a FUCKing asshole.
Girl: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight
Girl: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me
Boy: Ok. I'm sorry.
Girl: No you aren't
Boy: You're right. I'm not.
Boy: HAARRRRR!
Girl: I'm done with you
Boy: Aww. I'm sorry.
Girl: I'm putting you on ignore
Boy: Wait a sec
Boy: We got off on the wrong foot.
Boy: Wanna start over?
Girl: No
Boy: I'll eat your p***y
Girl: You'll what?
Boy: You heard me.
Boy: I said I'd eat your p***y.
Girl: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture
Boy: Do I need a hard-on to eat your p***y?
Girl: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
Boy: Well I'm not like most men.
Boy: I get excited in different ways.
Girl: Like what?
Boy: Do you really wanna know?
Girl: I don't know
Boy: You have to tell me yes or no.
Girl: I'm afraid to
Boy: Why?
Girl: cause
Boy: cause why?
Girl: well lets see
Girl: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
Girl: doesn't that seem strange to you?
Boy: Nope
Girl: well its strange to me
Boy: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to
Girl: I didn't say that
Boy: So is that a yes?
Girl: I guess so.
Boy: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
Boy: Are you willing?
Girl: What do you need me to do?
Boy: I need you talk like a pirate.
Girl: ???
Boy: When I start to go limp... you say 'HARRRR!!!'
Boy: ok?
Boy: Hello?
Girl: You can't be serious
Boy: Oh yes I am!
Boy: It's my fantasy.
Girl: this is retarded
Boy: Do you want it or not?
Girl: Yes I want it.
Boy: Then you'll do it for me?
Girl: sure
Boy: Ok. Here we go.
Boy: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
Boy: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
Boy: I softly begin to tounge your wet p***y.
Boy: I run my tounge up and down your smooth slit.
Girl: mmmm yeah
Boy: uh oh ...going limp.
Girl: Har
Boy: You gotta do better than that!
Boy: Your picture was really bad.
Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
Boy: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your p***y get more moist with every stroke.
Boy: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.
Boy: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
Boy: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
Girl: mmmmmm you are good
Boy: I feel your thighs tighten as I suck harder
Boy: going limp
Girl: HARRRRRRR
Boy: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
Boy: You begin to sway back and forth.
Boy: going limp
Girl: this is stupid
Boy: ...still limp
Boy: Do it!
Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
Boy: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
Boy: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
Boy: I see shit nuggets hanging from the hair around your asshole.
Girl: WTF?!?!?
Boy: They stink really bad.
Girl: OMG STOP!!!
Boy: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
Boy: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
Boy: I ram it up your ass.
Girl: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!
Boy: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
Boy: And turn you into a fucking candy apple...
Boy: I kick you in the face!
Girl: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!
Boy: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...
Boy: Your parrot flys away.
Boy: ...going limp again.
Boy: Hello?
Boy: Say it!
Boy: HAARRRRRR!!!!!
Girl: Hi
Boy: hello
Boy: who is this?
Girl: just a someone?
Boy: A someone I know?
Girl: nope
Boy: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
Girl: well sorrrrrry
Girl: I just wanted to chat with you
Boy: why?
Girl: nevermind your an asshole
Boy: Hey wait a minute
Girl: yes?
Boy: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid
Girl: paranoid?
Boy: yes
Girl: of what?
Girl: me?
Boy: No. I'm in hiding.
Girl: LOL
Boy: Don't f***ing laugh at me!
Boy: This shit is serious!
Girl: What are you hiding from?
Boy: The cops.
Girl: gimme a fucking break
Boy: I'm serious.
Girl: I don't get it
Boy: The cops are after me.
Girl: For what?
Boy: I'm wanted in three states
Girl: For???
Boy: It's kindof embarrasing.
Boy: I had sex with a turkey.
Boy: Hello?
Girl: You are fucking sick.
Boy: Send me your picture.
Girl: why?
Boy: so I know you aren't one of them.
Girl: One of what?
Boy: The cops.
Girl: I'm not a cop i told you
Boy: Then send me your picture.
Girl: hold on
Boy: Hurry up.
Boy: Are you there?
Boy: fuck you, cop!
Girl: Hey sorry
Girl: I had to do something for my mom.
Boy: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
Boy: When really you were notifying the authorities.
Boy: Weren't you!?
Girl: thats not it
Boy: Then what?
Girl: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty
Boy: Most cops aren't
Girl: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU DICKHEAD!
Boy: Then send me the picture.
Girl: fine. What's your e-mail?
Boy: Just send it through here.
Girl: alright *PIC*
Girl: Did you get it?
Boy: Hold on. I'm looking.
Girl: That was me back in may
Girl: I've lost weight since then.
Boy: I hope so
Girl: what?!?
Girl: that hurt my feelings.
Boy: Did it?
Girl: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now.
Boy: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
Girl: yes
Boy: Alright let me find it.
Girl: kks
Boy: Okay here it is. *PIC*
Girl: this isn't you.
Boy: I'll be damned if it ain't!
Girl: You don't look like that.
Boy: How the hell do you know?
Girl: cause your profile has another picture.
Boy: The profile pic is a fake.
Boy: I use it to hide from the cops.
Girl: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
Boy: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
Boy: Not to mention all the groceries.
Girl: Go fuck yourself
Boy: I was going to until I saw that picture
Boy: Now my dick won't get hard for a week.
Girl: I shouldn't have sent you that picture.
Girl: You've done nothing but slam me.
Girl: you hurt me.
Boy: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me?
Girl: I thought you were bullshitting me!
Boy: Why would I do that?
Girl: I can't believe that cops are after you
Boy: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
Girl: FUC YOU!!!
Boy: You'd break both of his legs.
Girl: You're a FUCKing asshole.
Girl: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight
Girl: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me
Boy: Ok. I'm sorry.
Girl: No you aren't
Boy: You're right. I'm not.
Boy: HAARRRRR!
Girl: I'm done with you
Boy: Aww. I'm sorry.
Girl: I'm putting you on ignore
Boy: Wait a sec
Boy: We got off on the wrong foot.
Boy: Wanna start over?
Girl: No
Boy: I'll eat your p***y
Girl: You'll what?
Boy: You heard me.
Boy: I said I'd eat your p***y.
Girl: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture
Boy: Do I need a hard-on to eat your p***y?
Girl: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
Boy: Well I'm not like most men.
Boy: I get excited in different ways.
Girl: Like what?
Boy: Do you really wanna know?
Girl: I don't know
Boy: You have to tell me yes or no.
Girl: I'm afraid to
Boy: Why?
Girl: cause
Boy: cause why?
Girl: well lets see
Girl: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
Girl: doesn't that seem strange to you?
Boy: Nope
Girl: well its strange to me
Boy: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to
Girl: I didn't say that
Boy: So is that a yes?
Girl: I guess so.
Boy: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
Boy: Are you willing?
Girl: What do you need me to do?
Boy: I need you talk like a pirate.
Girl: ???
Boy: When I start to go limp... you say 'HARRRR!!!'
Boy: ok?
Boy: Hello?
Girl: You can't be serious
Boy: Oh yes I am!
Boy: It's my fantasy.
Girl: this is retarded
Boy: Do you want it or not?
Girl: Yes I want it.
Boy: Then you'll do it for me?
Girl: sure
Boy: Ok. Here we go.
Boy: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
Boy: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
Boy: I softly begin to tounge your wet p***y.
Boy: I run my tounge up and down your smooth slit.
Girl: mmmm yeah
Boy: uh oh ...going limp.
Girl: Har
Boy: You gotta do better than that!
Boy: Your picture was really bad.
Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
Boy: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your p***y get more moist with every stroke.
Boy: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.
Boy: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
Boy: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
Girl: mmmmmm you are good
Boy: I feel your thighs tighten as I suck harder
Boy: going limp
Girl: HARRRRRRR
Boy: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
Boy: You begin to sway back and forth.
Boy: going limp
Girl: this is stupid
Boy: ...still limp
Boy: Do it!
Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
Boy: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
Boy: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
Boy: I see shit nuggets hanging from the hair around your asshole.
Girl: WTF?!?!?
Boy: They stink really bad.
Girl: OMG STOP!!!
Boy: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
Boy: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
Boy: I ram it up your ass.
Girl: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!
Boy: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
Boy: And turn you into a fucking candy apple...
Boy: I kick you in the face!
Girl: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!
Boy: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...
Boy: Your parrot flys away.
Boy: ...going limp again.
Boy: Hello?
Boy: Say it!
Boy: HAARRRRRR!!!!!
five0
Active member
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
similiar to one i had...this really fat girl in my grade was online so i made up some name and im'ed her saying i was 'jon' from another area school...i asked her what she looked like she always told me she was a tall blonde cheerleader with big tits and a nice ass...at the end i always told her i knew she was a fatass named aubrey may from broadalbin...then the next day i'd make a new name and do it again...she never caught on....
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'What Would Harvey DO?'
SRMC
-kevan
similiar to one i had...this really fat girl in my grade was online so i made up some name and im'ed her saying i was 'jon' from another area school...i asked her what she looked like she always told me she was a tall blonde cheerleader with big tits and a nice ass...at the end i always told her i knew she was a fatass named aubrey may from broadalbin...then the next day i'd make a new name and do it again...she never caught on....
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'What Would Harvey DO?'
SRMC
-kevan
That is the funniest thing ever, it should be made into an article.
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What's on the other side of that wall?
-'Death.' (Johnny D. after Kristi fell off the back of the PBP wall in 1242)
'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')
'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)
'I'm not asking for any help, just mabe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
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What's on the other side of that wall?
-'Death.' (Johnny D. after Kristi fell off the back of the PBP wall in 1242)
'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')
'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)
'I'm not asking for any help, just mabe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
sugarrushthrill
Active member
holy shit i've never laughed so hard hahaa
i don't snowboard, i'm straight
i don't snowboard, i'm straight
Crystal-needs-a-park
Active member
sick, yet ingenious
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you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
Insomniac
Active member
the greatest
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NewSchoolSnow
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NewSchoolSnow
we need to bring this thread back its fuckin hilarious!
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Great Movie Quotes:
Look at the funbags on that hose hound-Harry-Dumb and Dumber
I desperatley want to make love to a school boy-Loyd-Dumb and Dumber
The Chiles Babyback Ribs Theme Song-Fat Bastard-Austin Powers in the Spy Who Shagged Me
The Dick and Boob Sequence-Several Citizens-Austin Powers in Goldmember and The Spy Who Shagged Me
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Great Movie Quotes:
Look at the funbags on that hose hound-Harry-Dumb and Dumber
I desperatley want to make love to a school boy-Loyd-Dumb and Dumber
The Chiles Babyback Ribs Theme Song-Fat Bastard-Austin Powers in the Spy Who Shagged Me
The Dick and Boob Sequence-Several Citizens-Austin Powers in Goldmember and The Spy Who Shagged Me
Crystal-needs-a-park
Active member
yes it is
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.
once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
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The following post is a piece of shit.
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.
once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
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KillerMonkey
Active member
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
That is hilarious
JIBARITO
(its actually a restaurant in Peurto Rico)
Guitaring for life
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
That is hilarious
JIBARITO
(its actually a restaurant in Peurto Rico)
Guitaring for life
ThisAngelicRage
Active member
this is my 2nd favorite thread of all time
-Lauren
Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.
THE FIST OF FURY
Fistin' Mad Bitches!
This is one voice not to forget:
'Fight every fight like you can win;
An iron-fisted champion,
An iron-willed fuck up.'
Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.
-Lauren
Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.
THE FIST OF FURY
Fistin' Mad Bitches!
This is one voice not to forget:
'Fight every fight like you can win;
An iron-fisted champion,
An iron-willed fuck up.'
Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.
KillerMonkey
Active member
J-Dogg: I unzip my pants...
Partner6: Yes, show me what you got.
J-Dogg: I pull out my schlong, and rub it on your breasts...
Partner6: WTF?!
J-Dogg: Oh shit, I meant, your schlong! your schlong!
this is fucking hilarious too
JIBARITO
(its actually a restaurant in Peurto Rico)
Guitaring for life
Partner6: Yes, show me what you got.
J-Dogg: I pull out my schlong, and rub it on your breasts...
Partner6: WTF?!
J-Dogg: Oh shit, I meant, your schlong! your schlong!
this is fucking hilarious too
JIBARITO
(its actually a restaurant in Peurto Rico)
Guitaring for life
ECfreeski3
Active member
hahahahahahahaha omg ive looked at his thrad proabbly 100 times since it first started, and i crack up everyt ime still
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you ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill...on weed? oh thats some crazy shit man...there's a dude in the bushes! has he got a gun? i dunno! RED TEAM GO RED TEAM GO
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you ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill...on weed? oh thats some crazy shit man...there's a dude in the bushes! has he got a gun? i dunno! RED TEAM GO RED TEAM GO
ScratchCobra66
Active member
Waaahhhahahaaha....! that was great!
Listen to Bob Marley.
Listen to Bob Marley.
CMUSkiFreak
Active member
yup, still hilarious
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'Let's get drunk, not whiskey dick drunk though!' - my friend Kim
Get Over It
Gotta Love The Midwest
Goodbye snow!
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'Let's get drunk, not whiskey dick drunk though!' - my friend Kim
Get Over It
Gotta Love The Midwest
Goodbye snow!
Mattman
Active member
thats great
i love 12 year olds, theyre so tasty and fresh, nice tight pink twats ready to plow open with my meat stick............oh wait your talking about 12 year fags on this site, oops - Lateralis
thats nothing, try calling the teachers nephew a retard so she freaks out and shoves a meter stick up your ass and tells you to jump up and down on it, towards the end of the year i would call her nephew a retard everyday just so i could bounce up and down on a meter stick, the other classmates even paid to take off my clothes while i did it - Lateralis
f i was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis
have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis
hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis
I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis
i love 12 year olds, theyre so tasty and fresh, nice tight pink twats ready to plow open with my meat stick............oh wait your talking about 12 year fags on this site, oops - Lateralis
thats nothing, try calling the teachers nephew a retard so she freaks out and shoves a meter stick up your ass and tells you to jump up and down on it, towards the end of the year i would call her nephew a retard everyday just so i could bounce up and down on a meter stick, the other classmates even paid to take off my clothes while i did it - Lateralis
f i was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis
have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis
hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis
I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis
KillerMonkey
Active member
fucking the pizza reminds me of dodgeball
JIBARITO
(its actually a restaurant in Peurto Rico)
Guitaring for life
JIBARITO
(its actually a restaurant in Peurto Rico)
Guitaring for life
Simon_Dumont
Member
HAHAHAHAA, thats hilarious
DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS LARRY, DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS
YOUR KILLING YOUR FATHER LARRY
DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS LARRY, DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS
YOUR KILLING YOUR FATHER LARRY
LittleDevil720
Active member
haahhahaha, thats great
