I popped a blood vessel i my eye

[yuck]

GNARLY SHIT GUYS!

 

[yuck]

that should say "in my eye"

oh well.

 

[theabortionator]

oh dang

 

[garrettwiz]

.

 

[Blurst]

He tried giving me a blowjob but I just stabbed my dick right into his eye.

 

[Blurst]

well it was a powerful thrust and I guess my head is pointy then average.

 

[yuck]

hilarious kent...

actually i had pink eye kinda, not too bad, but it was definitely pink eye

then today i just realized that happened. i may have popped it when i was helping my dad lift cinder blocks today, or move the underwater anchors that keep our dock in place

anyways i think its pretty cool

 

[Mike-O]

Well you shouldn't finger yourself and then rub your eyes, that's step one kindergarten basics.

 

[PJS.]

Appropriate username is appropriate

 

[AWALLRUS.]

brootal

 

[Deezy]

looks messi
i am wearing contacts and my eyes turn all red and the veins puff up and get bloodshot as fuck.
i hope they dont pop

 

[yuck]

oh im not even sure if thats what happened thats just my diagnosis. my eye felt funny when i was lifting all that shit, like when you hand upside down and all the blood rushes to your eyes, you know?

i have no idea how it happened

and for the record it didnt hurt at all, doesnt hurt now either.

 

[Blurst]

not from smoking the sand pot

 

[Peter.]

they always look badass

make up a crazy story

 

[yuck]

the best kind of pot. like smoking a desert.

 

[O.G.Surachai]

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[Ethan.G]

you have nothing on mine haha, the other eye was only on the top half but also completely blood red. it was like this for a month and a half and there is still a little yellow in my eye. it happened on dec. 24th

 

[E.C.]

i read "pooped a blood vessel" so i thought you ment you pooped so hard you popped one in your eye

 

[Obi-Wan-Jenobi]

now that is intense. If i were you id use that to like scare someone or something.

 

[Milksteak]

That is BAD ASS. It's sick because it eventually goes away but in the mean time you look like a G.

 

[CAPITA-DEVOURS]

holy fucvk

 

[SeanTom]

>zombie
but seriously, those are ridiculous guys

 

[.jersey]

that happened to my friend and it stayed like that for a month

 

[Ethan.G]

Yeah it looked sick but I kind of felt like a freak haha

 

[Travapple.]

hoooooly fuck

 

[popNfresh44]

too high my friend, too high.

 

[henrytargett]

on the bright side its a good excuse to not have to put in eye drops all the time. I swear if you use visine every day it starts to fuck up your eyes.

 

[yuck]

ah holy shit your eye totally takes the cake

i hope my blotch goes away cuz i have prom in 2 weeks... but you cant really see it unless you pull up my eye lid so thats good.

 

[Ethan.G]

Yeah you should probably be fine if its only on the top part you couldn't tell on my other eye that was just on the top half

 

[B-runge]

that is fucking terrifying looking

you could have scared the fuck out of people

 

[Jahrassicpark]

haha that's what I thought it said too