I on a plane Mu*****

Headed to Florida for a few days, pretty sick, I don't know why more airlines don't do it, definitely makes the flight fly by, no pun intended
 
So are you constantly thinking of what would happen if the planes engines fuck up somehow and the plane plummits to the rough ground going that speed and when it hits theres explosions and screaming and you survive but lost both your legs and both your arms and are slowly dying and no one finds you for 3 hours until your almost dead then they bring you back to life?

I know I would be.
 
thats some pretty funny shit. when i was flyin from new york to milwaukee a few months ago me and the dude sitting across from me were talkin about weed and shit and this woman in front of me got all pissed about it and tells me im gonna be crack head and i should be thrown in jail.
 
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