I need ur help ns. need to get back coworkers

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So I bring a gallon of milk to work and leave it in the fridge. At my work there are two shifts, the morning shift and night shift, i work the morning shift. So when I'm not there during the night shift, i can tell someone has been drinking my milk. I've caught on to this the past week, noticing little by little that its been getting used. I want to put something in it that can't be detected easily by smell or sight. i was thinking exlax or some chlorine or something. I really want to get those Fuckin dirty Mexicans back. I want something that will seriously fuck them up like some acid or some shit. Please NS give me some ideas I need to get back thise fuckin bitches.
 
you want to put acid in your milk to stop people drinking it??

...........ok

don't be a physco if you want to get them back go with laxatives but don't put fucking acid in it...

 
Ok justify this. If its not yours you shouldn't touch it. You don't eat or drink other peoples shit, you have no idea whats in it.
 
First of all its not really a good idea to leave something in the fridge when people are obviously going to do something with it, second of all u probably shouldnt put chlorine in milk just to get back at coworkers, its just milk...
 
LMAO acid. Ya get those dirty mexicans good ahaa. Cereally tho i'd probably put a few laxatives in there and leave it. Or maybe some E cause it wouldnt fuck them up too bad but they wouldnt know what hit them
 
Go the mind-fuck route. Keep two containers of milk in the fridge. Both with clear labels that say one of the containers contains milk with ex-lax, one does not. In reality, neither of the containers will have any ex-lax laden milk.

If the guy is still ballsy enough to play russian roulette with runny anal discharge in a mind-fuck situation, it may be time to move up to real ex-lax.
 
I like the jizz proposition. Idk about the 2 milk containers. I'm kinda trying to lay down the hammer right away and teach em a lesson
 
Just remember if they get seriously ill, your ass is on the line for intentionally seeking harm to them, whether they stole the food or not.
 
Just buy a gallon of milk and leave it at home until its past the expiration date. Bring it in after it starts to turn sour. I guarantee that they won't even drink milk for a month let alone yours. They will be reminded of the taste of sour milk every time they open that fridge.

Plus if you put ex-lax in it you are leaving your self open for retaliation.
 
Or just one day don't leave a bottle of milk there. Leave a picture of you masturbating into a milk bottle. Obviously you never made anyone drink it but it'll be really funny. Kind of like in Van Wilder.
 
wow your a fucken psycho. Your considering seriously compromising someones health for a 3 dollar jug of milk... you should get help man
 
The thing is I've talked to all the other coworkers repeatedly telling them not to drink my milk. I even wrote " do not touch" in both English and Spanish on the gallon and they still drink it.
 
you aren't psycho at all. I think its funny you want to put these milk stealing bandits in there places. Personally I would switch the milk out with something that looks like milk; heavy cream, melted ice cream, glue, you get the point. Do something that will get the point across but not harm them. If you know and recent mothers try and score some breast milk. that would really freak the out. Or, like mentioned above, one day just replace he milk with a picture of you putting something really gross into it and that should freak your co-workers out.
 
Hahahahaa lke u shld put bleach nd windex in!!!!?!?!?!

tht wuld get em!?!?!!

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Seriosuly though, don't put something dangerous in, it needs to give them a realization to not fuck shit up, but it also needs to not be pushover shit

I like duncan's idea

Maybe a sticky note like this "One carton has laxiteves, one has piss. decide"
 
It's just like when Frank convinces Dee and Charlie that they are ate human meat when he catches them stealing meat from his fridge.
 
i dont drink milk but poke a bunch of litle tiny holes in the neck of the bottle so that when they drink it they get milk all over them. then you can single them out

 
acid, chlorine, etc. is serial killer shit. you don't really want them going to the hospital because i guarantee there will be repercussions. instead, dump a bunch of visine in the milk. their insides will explode, but not enough to warrant a trip to the er. the sour milk idea was pretty solid, too. so was the two jugs with a note warning that one may contain additives. ultimately, even though you are pissed, don't do something crazy enough to kill someone (like putting poison in food) because its just not worth it.
 
all I can say about this thread is when in napolean dynomite when napolean is drinking milk tellling the ffa judges what's in the milk.
 
visine or milk of magnesia for sure. Then put a new label on it that says please please do not drink my milk. This will of course make them LOL and chug it even more.
 
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...milk was a baaaad choice
 
ya this just leave a note in the fridge that says you have been jerking it into that container for the past week and whoever drank it will be mindfucked
 
You could put a shit ton of salt in it. That would taste nasty, they would probably puke, and you could find out.
 
I'd say leave a note of sorts.

Don't be an asswad and actually put something into the milk; you don't know if someone has an allergy to whatever you might put in it.

I really don't understand how you can justify harming someone over some milk.
 
Ok ive decided to to jiss in it, put elmers glue in it, might try to get a couple of maggots or crickets.and put it in there, and I'm gonna lougie in it hella. Ill give u guys an update with a picture of the milk level before I leave work today
 
should've put laxatives in there. like hardcore amounts. then if you get caught you could just say you are real constipated and needed it. foolproof. they're not gonna notice some spit in milk to be honest.
 
i understand not wanting people to drink your milk, but if you put anything dangerous in it youre a fucking sociopath and i dont even want to know how you handle real problems...

i dont approve of any plan that isnt hilarious so id say dose that shit
 
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