I need help now

[geet]

i just swallowed a cardinal(bird) what do i do now?

 

[feihlination]

wat

 

[Strobe]

how the fuck

 

[.Emerson.]

You need to poop it out

 

[JIBpsy^^]

how the hell did you manage that?

 

[erikK]

pee in its butt

 

[thisandthatfilms]

best option so far

 

[*monsterskier*]

why.....the hell would you do that?

 

[blah..]

if you hold a candle up your ass, the bird will fly to it, and come out!

 

[thisandthatfilms]

does said candle have to be lit?

 

[mnfreeskier]

i do believe so. and it must be a large candle, at least 2 inches in diameter.

 

[rareison]

lolwut?

 

[Timotheezy.]

happens

 

[I_Am_Mod]

more importantly, what side of the candle has to be lit ?

 

[PJS.]

gonna take a fucking crane to get it out

 

[Broseph_Stalin]

 

[Ski_Alot]

hang yourself in a Denny's bathroom with a belt and when you take your post death shit, it will come out. i feel sorry for the Hispanic janitor who will have to clean it up

 

[EricaMN.]

drink lube and anally insert bird seeds

 

[feihlination]

i heard that it takes a pool to get it out

 

[jib_ski]

HTF

 

[-NO-]

WTF???

 

[act.resist]

Que?

 

[rednecknation]

what color is a cardinal

 

[james6345789]

eat bird feed.

 

[GeneralT]

trollface.jpg

 

[SpaghettiWizard]

quit tr0llin

 

[cubber]

Poison a handful of bird seed and swallow it, the bird dies, you can then poop it out onto your girlfriend

 

[geet]

*into

 

[hellyeaaaah]

ahaha clever.

 

[[evan]]