I Need Girl Help!

cookiemonster69

cookiemonster69

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I need to find a way to pickup and impress girls that I don't know very well. All my friends seem so comfortable around girls and always talk to them. When I try to talk to a girl someone else just goes up and makes her laugh or I go out and start saying something and then just get too scared to say anything else. I just make myself look like a retard. I NEED YOUR HELP NS!!!
 
dont be a dick to them, ive never done it and i never will, its just playing their emotions and thats not cool at all. you wont get anything real if youre a dick to girls.
 
Walk up to them and be real, say something like ' wow I never realized how big your nose was, or damn girl I like that cellulite on the back of your arms'. Girls like bad boys not this typical complement bs
 
I just stare intensely at them from across the room. I'm hot so it isn't creepy.

Then they walk over to me, and I seduce them with my charm.
 
Agree. Just stop trying so hard. You can tell when a guy is trying to hard and that just isn't genuinely attractive. But seriously, this is not the place. Try the ladies' men cult or whatever it is... or just talk to your actual friends.
 
This eventually some girl will think that going up and embarrassing yourself in front of her and being a bumbling retard is sweet, cute, etc. blah blah and she'll give you the digits! cake walk from there

just chill the fuck out. I always tell myself that if I don't do it (talk to her) then, it'll never get done. try that
 
Can attest to this, when I talk to girls I don't know I always stutter and sound like an idiot. But it still turns out fine most if the time. You can't really lose, worst case scenario they don't like you and you find someone else who does.
 
Honestly kiddo, the best pickup line is the following:

"Wow, you're really pretty"

or something along those lines. Works every time.

Right pinknames!?
 
watch literally all the simplepickup videos on youtube

and act like them keep in mind "fuck it if i embarras myself to shit i will probably not see that girl ever again" (unless you live in a shithole)
 
i already had you at 10/10, don't remember why. idk why but that made me laugh a lot haha well done sir
 
Be yourself, watch what you say, and try and figure out what they like. Just try to become friends with them, find a common interest and whatnot.
 
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"Hey Baby, are you an avalanche? Because I want to probe you."

Surefire pick up line bro. Use it!
 
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