I need a mug

[Malcolm]

I don't drink coffee but I want a mug with something witty written on the side. Any suggestions?

 

[Spagett+]

 

[TechnoPotamus]

SHOTS FIRED

SHOTS FIRED

 

[snowfinder]

 

[Phil-X-]

oh yus

 

[Big5hifty]

 

[CheddarJack]

doubt you're a history nerd but I found this pretty funny

http://store.mentalfloss.com/Mental-Floss-Store/MF-Under-20/Henry-VIII-Disappearing-Mug#axzz2jjdxwS2s