I need a good yearbook quote

if the red river's a'flowin

take the dirt road home

it's not alcoholism until you're 30
 
-Yesterday is a bad check, tomorrow is a promissory note, and only today is money in the bank.

-If you want to make God laugh, tell him what your plans are.

Pulled these three out of my ass:

-Most of us will forget each other, and all the drugs we will do in College will seal that deal.

-The most successful of us will be someone we least expect.

-Your parents made the canvas, and High School gave you paint. Try not to make a shitty painting in College.
 
mine was:

"my truck is 100% envireonmentally friendly, it runs exclusively on recycled dinosaurs"

everyone loved it, but then again, if you dont drive a 40 year old truck, park obnoxiously and get in trouble with doing burnouts and stuff it probably isn't applicable to your situation.
 
this is pretty good. or maybe

FUCK BITCHES GET MONEYSMOKE BLUNTSSHE SAID SHE WAS 13DONT RESIST OR YOU MIGHT MISS CHRISTMAS
 
we didn't really have a yearbook, but more like a yearbook page, my status was: "Meow !"
 
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first thing i thought of too haha

mine was something like "my plan from here: ski a lot, do cool thing, go everywhere, witness something imposing. id rather be skiing."
 
"I don't do nothing but peal fresh money and touch bitchz"

"fuck bitchz and get money"

"hard in the paint"
 
i dont know where this quote is from orginally.. but before being dischagred from service one of my sgt's wrote this quote the back on a newspaper clipping from when we deployed a year before.. he said it was so i dont forget that "I did something" ...... ''War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.''

 
"you mean I can put ANYTHING I want here?"

"Marco" (have a friend do polo)

"...and that was the first time I got crabs."

"This quote was brought to you by Playtex"

"say nispy 10 times fast"

 
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