I like to be the annoying one in the relationship

[ski_salmon69]

i got it all figured out. i’ve noticed some girls are just unintentionally annoying and are just no fun to be around because of their personality. like patrick mahomes girlfriend types. but when i’m the annoying one, it’s because i’m just a funny guy and i’m clearly joking. idk thoughts?

 

[mrk127]

And then when you make a joke and they get offended or annoyed, tell her to not be so sensitive. Works every time

 

[WoFlowz]

And then when you make a joke and they get offended or annoyed, tell her to not be so sensitive. Works every time

Then u get a lecture on ethics from a Instagram activist

 

[tri_photo]

I've found that whenever my wife says "it's fine do what you want you always do anyway" it is absolutely unequivocally a free pass to go shredding but she still ends up getting pissed at me in the end what am I not seeing here

 

[twinkle_toes]

This is why I prefer skiing with the boys lol

 

[yungona]

Whenever I go home I just want my wife to look me in the eyes as if she loves me again. Now it is a brief uncomfortable stare followed by a swift turn of her head. Why does she hate me so much?

 

[GrapeHunter]

Whenever I go home I just want my wife to look me in the eyes as if she loves me again. Now it is a brief uncomfortable stare followed by a swift turn of her head. Why does she hate me so much?

probably because she caught you fingering your butthole

 

[Deez_Mcskis]

probably because she caught you fingering your butthole

Ur supposed to pee in her butt gawddamn it