I just witnessed the most disgusting thing in my entire life

parkerhouse

parkerhouse

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well, the phone just rang and my parents are out in the hot tub right..., so i go bring the phone out to them and i stop dead in my tracks, this is painful for me to type, i saw my own mother naked in the hot tub next to my naked father, i even knocked before i went out. Yes i understand that they are allowed to have sex but i really wish that they would do it in the privacy of their bedroom, or at least bring a phone out with them. I'm going to go throw up now.
 
have you never seen your parents naked?? its fuckin nasty of course, but my parents went in the hot tub naked like every night before they got divorced
 
it shouldnt be that big of a deal

they were born naked after all...its the only way to be =]
 
she can still be naked - you should walk into the kitchen naked and their reaction. then you can say "now you know how i feel"
 
is ur mom hot?

why dont you just fuck chicks in the hot tub to get back at them

side note:

If you jizz in a hot tub, and close the cover, by the end of the week you'll have sperm the size of salmon. no lie
 
yes i'm aware that she is allowed to be naked, but if she would have the decency to do it maybe after i go to bed, or maybe in their own bed i don't know it's just weird, and yeah i'm considering the kitchen thing
 
disgusting-ness is a relative concept. what i mean by that is while you found seeing your mother naked "the most disgusting thing" in your "entire life", i would bet that i would find it pretty attractive, especially if she was covered by those salmon-sized sperm.

 
Dude, If you would of got it on Video you could of been on "Scarred" It could of been "The most Emotionally Scarred Clip of the Week". YEAH!
 
Parkerhouse? Im scared of going to your house haha. Like i was thinking we should hangout this weekend and im still down for it but like wow i dont know if i can look your parents in the eye
 
thirty is when they start to ripen. you got to get a cougar. 47 is a nice, round age. just remember to use a lot of lube when they are that old, otherwise you will get "rug burn".

 
pics or it didnt happen.

on the plus side, you can fish for those salmon sized sperm in your hottub and cook them.

Bön Appetit!
 
due parents have sex thats how you were born, my dad walks around my house naked all the time when he gets out f the shower and stuff, no biggie, just walk into any changeroom and youll see like 25 nakeed old dudes walking around naked, and to think, theyre someones dad
 
dude thats not bad at all

so many people have hot tubs naked

its not a big deal at all and they are your parrents to

ps is your mom shaved

sorry just had to ask
 
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