I just ordered 5/5 on the spicy chart at the Indian restaurant

14442290:TRVP_ANGEL said:
5/5 on the white person spicy scale. So you will probably get sriracha mayo
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Yeah wasn't even that hot. They saw my name and knew I wasn't Indian. It's decently hot but goes away pretty quickly.
 
14442312:Turd__Authority said:
Yeah wasn't even that hot. They saw my name and knew I wasn't Indian. It's decently hot but goes away pretty quickly.
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u gotta do the accent when u order if u want the good shit
 
topic:Turd__Authority said:
Wish me luck
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I went real low once and dipped the tip of a fry in Mad Dog's 357 shit sauce and it was a 36hr experience. I can't 9mil Scoville is spicy buuuuuuuut you do automatically execute the fetal position and feel your ears pressure up since your body is attempting to flush it out. The bathroom is where the real battle takes place after your stomach stings non-stop. THEN there's Indian/Thai cuisine where their sauces know martial arts and all the Karma Sutra shit. Hope you slam dunk dat shit afterwards
 
14442552:WunhungL0 said:
I went real low once and dipped the tip of a fry in Mad Dog's 357 shit sauce and it was a 36hr experience. I can't 9mil Scoville is spicy buuuuuuuut you do automatically execute the fetal position and feel your ears pressure up since your body is attempting to flush it out. The bathroom is where the real battle takes place after your stomach stings non-stop. THEN there's Indian/Thai cuisine where their sauces know martial arts and all the Karma Sutra shit. Hope you slam dunk dat shit afterwards
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357 ain't that bad. I've had way worse.
 
14442680:WunhungL0 said:
Whoa is there something over 9 mil!?! I still regret giving in to the pressure of trying it
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Ohhh I'm thinking of mad dog original which is only 357,000.

Fuck this, that would be painful.

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I do well with spices.

Not being able to order hot food places or them trying to fuck with you becUse they think you're yoloing is annoying though.

I get it. Business is business but it sucks when a place has something milder than tostinos for salsa.
 
14443248:theabortionator said:
I do well with spices.

Not being able to order hot food places or them trying to fuck with you becUse they think you're yoloing is annoying though.

I get it. Business is business but it sucks when a place has something milder than tostinos for salsa.
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Ooooh yeah been to Mexican restaurants with weak ass salsa. Also been to some who's house salsa melts your face off.
 
Sometimes my place goes overboard and I can barely eat it.

The people in there are very rude also unless you go with an Indian friend and then they do a 180 and are friendly.
 
My first big spice experience was hilarious! In freshman year Spanish we had a food day where people learned about and then brought dishes to class from around the Spanish-speaking world. My friend brought some various pepper sauces, powers, and salsa that he grew and made himself. I was sweating from the carolina reaper powder and went to wipe it off my forehead... Later more sweat carried some of that residue on my hand into my eyes and I spent the whole rest of class in the bathroom with my face under the faucet as if I got bear sprayed lmao.

Probably the most immediately spicy thing I've had was one of those Paqui carolina reaper + scorpion one chip challenge things. I was sweatin like crazy and had that head pressure... and a crazy adrenaline rush! But it went away after like 15 minutes and had no lasting effects until a mildly unpleasant poop later. God I love spicy things
 
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