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Last Thursday I was snowboarding at Blue Mountain, just cruisin with friends.
My day started off pretty mellow. We took some groomed runs, went to take a look at the park, hit some side booters and just had fun.
Here is the good part:
After hitting some jumps we decided that it would be nice to ride some rails. Therefore we cruise over to the rail line.
NEXT THING I KNOW I GET HIT BY A SKIER. The fucker was so fast, he looked like he wanted to superman double frontflip diaster a down rail or something.
After he hit me I kinda realized a weird pain. I felt like I just got blueballed by the entire Playboy Bunny Team of 2008.
When I looked down, my white pants got blood over them. This wans't the bad part.
A ski pole between my legs was.
THE FUCKIN POLE WENT TROUGH MY FUCKIN NUTSACK. Realizing this I passed out.
I woke up later in hospital. Everything down there was packed up like i was wearing diapers.
The good thing is, my balls are shaved veeery clean at the moment.
The Question is, should I try to leave it that way or should I let them get all hairy to cover the beautiful scar down there?
PS: I'm Hansel. Sometimes.
My day started off pretty mellow. We took some groomed runs, went to take a look at the park, hit some side booters and just had fun.
Here is the good part:
After hitting some jumps we decided that it would be nice to ride some rails. Therefore we cruise over to the rail line.
NEXT THING I KNOW I GET HIT BY A SKIER. The fucker was so fast, he looked like he wanted to superman double frontflip diaster a down rail or something.
After he hit me I kinda realized a weird pain. I felt like I just got blueballed by the entire Playboy Bunny Team of 2008.
When I looked down, my white pants got blood over them. This wans't the bad part.
A ski pole between my legs was.
THE FUCKIN POLE WENT TROUGH MY FUCKIN NUTSACK. Realizing this I passed out.
I woke up later in hospital. Everything down there was packed up like i was wearing diapers.
The good thing is, my balls are shaved veeery clean at the moment.
The Question is, should I try to leave it that way or should I let them get all hairy to cover the beautiful scar down there?
PS: I'm Hansel. Sometimes.
