I just found something horrible in out barn...........

[SkeechyD]

So we have been living at this house for 16 years
and today i went into the up rafters of our barn.
both barn and house where made in 1905 so they are really old.
I found a box of random shit and inside was a Big Veiny Dildo.
at the moment im horrified.
idk whos it is, it may be the previous owners or my moms cuz there was a bunch of our shit in the box too

i just had the urge to tell someone

 

[Mr.Panda]

It's your moms.

 

[charmander]

hey, i have a barn too!

bring it inside and leave in the sink.

 

[.jr]

soo.. does it still work?

 

[VCharette]

Picts, not even kidding you need picts...

 

[japanada]

Really? Thats nuts.

 

[Number_9]

I know what you're saying. It was definitely an interesting day when I found my moms stash.

 

[Ducky.]

.

 

[KrazyistKarl]

haha yes

 

[SkeechyD]

sick fuck im not touching it. no way im uploading that to my computer

 

[GreekAR6]

yes!

Look at the evidence though. If there's some shit that you know is your family's in the box, then it almost has to be your mom's. Or your dads...

 

[nipples-the-cat]

holy shit, i bet it's your moms.... just an extra twist to you half birthday...we should burn it at the next bonfire

 

[geteducated]

haha you have a barn.

 

[SkeechyD]

hahah aha tandans the one that found it. u shoulda went! u bastard missing my half birthday. but we are thinking about tieing it to a string and swinging it into cars from trees

 

[DJSTEVEINNIAMIXX]

hahahahaha

 

[double_D]

literaly

 

[VCharette]

is his mom hot?

 

[SkeechyD]

Ha def not! and to all who want pics, this thread will get deleted if i take and upload them. btw so thats pointless

 

[Travapple.]

HAHAHAHAHAAH am i the only one to see the humor in this one?

 

[Malcolm]

pics are a must. you can just say you found an ancient dildo in a barn and not show it to us?!?

 

[gmack24]

no homo dude but you'd prob use it...bein Bi or whatev

 

[nipples-the-cat]

pics are a must, it woulnt be the first time your threads have been deleted... do it for the children

 

[gakc]

+k i lol'd

 

[griffin.paisley]

well since theres no pics is clearly didn't happen huh guys..?

 

[superpoluha]

dude plz make pics

 

[Morgen.]

why do you guys need pics so bad? it's not like you don't know what a dildo looks like. haha its getting weird with the begging and all.

 

[Morgen.]

oops.

 

[Armanzoid]

Troll or pics.

 

[omIV]

please do this, and post a vid. please

 

[silex]

picts

 

[ShaggyD]

ive been there... why do moms like the big veiny ones?
it cut me real deep

 

[Pow.yuHdig*]

u dont have to touch it just take the picture thats a pretty tall tale

 

[Phantom]

PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCSSSS!!!!!

or it didn't happen.

 

[PaleCelery]

my barn is older than your barn

 

[Abc567def]

maybe its an ancient military weapon of sorts?

 

[LadySaGa]

i knew i forgot a box when i moved out...

 

[PaleCelery]

bahaha

 

[.frenchy]

hahahha

 

[snwbrdmilf]

Why do all you dudes want pics of a dildo?

 

[CypressGrove]

their poor fathers....

 

[T-Holt]

I wouldn't touch that, it probably has your mom's juices on it.

 

[T-Holt]

Thanks, I try.

 

[musick13]

How ancient are we talking about here?

I doubt that that they sold giant veiny Dildos during the great depression

 

[PaleCelery]

win

 

[omIV]

as america was being boned, there was a revolution in self-boning?

 

[WVskiing]

/ thread

 

[theabortionator]

classic. Everyone got some giant vieny dildos in their closet

 

[Pmoore]

thank you for that. I love NS

 

[SkeechyD]

If i upload pics i will get raped by the BANN HAMMER

 

[theabortionator]

put it in the backround like outerwear skis boots, oh theres a big veiny dildo in the corner

 

[nipples-the-cat]

yea... you should have probabily grabbed that box... im scared to go into your barn now..