304NordMan
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Stranger:[/b] DUDE
Stranger:[/b] HELP ME
Stranger:[/b] THEY'RE OUT TO GET ME
You:[/b] OH GOD
You:[/b] NO!
Stranger:[/b] FUCK
Stranger:[/b] HELP ME MAN
You:[/b] LOOK
You:[/b] GET TO THE CLOSEST
You:[/b] POLICE STATION
Stranger:[/b] THANK YOU THANK YOU
You:[/b] QUICK!
Stranger:[/b] -runs into the closet-
Stranger:[/b] WAIT
Stranger:[/b] YOU SAID CLOSEST?
Stranger:[/b] IM RUNNING FROM THE POLICE MAN
Stranger:[/b] IM HIDING IN YOUR CLOSET
You:[/b] OH
You:[/b] RIGHT ON!
Stranger:[/b] FUCK MAN
Stranger:[/b] YOU GOT A BLUNT AROUND HERE?
Stranger:[/b] I WANNA SMOKE ONE MORE TIME IF THEY CATCH ME TONIGHT
You:[/b] YAH MAN
You:[/b] CHECK THE SPACE BEHIND THE MICROWAVE
Stranger:[/b] -runs out and rapes you like a ferocious pteradactyle and sprouts wings and flies away screeching-
You:[/b] HELL YAH!
Stranger:[/b] COME WITH ME, BLUNTCLOSETMAN
You:[/b] PTERADACTYLES ARE THE SHIT!
Stranger:[/b] BE A PTERADACTYLEPIRE
Stranger:[/b] -flies back in biting your arm off which turns into a wing-
Stranger:[/b] WELCOME BROTHER
You:[/b] AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
You:[/b] YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Stranger:[/b] YOU ARE NOW STRONGGG
You:[/b] I AM STRONG!
Stranger:[/b] YES
Stranger:[/b] FLY WITH ME BROTHER
Stranger:[/b] -FLIES OUT THE WINDOW-
Stranger:[/b] -STARTS RAPING RANDOM PEOPLE AND FLYING OFF-
Stranger:[/b] TAKE YOUR PICK, BROTHER.,
You:[/b] THE FAT BRUNETTE ON THE CORNER!
You:[/b] SHES MINE!
Stranger:[/b] AYEEEE
Stranger:[/b] I CALL THE FAT BLACK WOMAN
Stranger:[/b] -runs down and rapes her-
You:[/b] WELL DONE, BROTHER!
Stranger:[/b] Ayee...
Stranger:[/b] The sun draws near.
Stranger:[/b] We must fly back to Jurassic park.
Stranger:[/b] SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Stranger:[/b] -takes air flying towards Jurassic park-
You:[/b] I CHOOSE TO DIE!
You:[/b] IT IS WORTH THE RAPE!
Stranger:[/b] NO
Stranger:[/b] BROTHER
Stranger:[/b] YOU CAN'T!
You:[/b] I MUST!
Stranger:[/b] BROTHER
Stranger:[/b] THERE IS MUCH TO LEARN AS A PTERADACTYLEPIRE
Stranger:[/b] DON'T THROW IT IN THE GARBAGE
You:[/b] I MUST!
You:[/b] MY SON WILL SOON BE BORN
You:[/b] HALF HUMAN...
You:[/b] HALF ME!
Stranger:[/b] ...DEAR LORD.... YOU'RE A GENIUS BROTHER
Stranger:[/b] SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You:[/b] A NEW BREED!
Stranger:[/b] WE WILL POPULATE THIS WORLD
Stranger:[/b] -flies through continuing his rape-
You:[/b] WE WILL RULE!
You:[/b] WE WILL DOMINATE!
Stranger:[/b] Um dude.
Stranger:[/b] What did we just go on about?
You:[/b] well
You:[/b] we were dinosaurs
Stranger:[/b] I feel like we just dropped acid.
Stranger:[/b] Is it weird that I feel like we're best friends now?
NOVAK SHOWED ME THE WAY! JOIN THE BROTHERHOOD! BECOME A PTERADACTYLEPIRE
Stranger:[/b] HELP ME
Stranger:[/b] THEY'RE OUT TO GET ME
You:[/b] OH GOD
You:[/b] NO!
Stranger:[/b] FUCK
Stranger:[/b] HELP ME MAN
You:[/b] LOOK
You:[/b] GET TO THE CLOSEST
You:[/b] POLICE STATION
Stranger:[/b] THANK YOU THANK YOU
You:[/b] QUICK!
Stranger:[/b] -runs into the closet-
Stranger:[/b] WAIT
Stranger:[/b] YOU SAID CLOSEST?
Stranger:[/b] IM RUNNING FROM THE POLICE MAN
Stranger:[/b] IM HIDING IN YOUR CLOSET
You:[/b] OH
You:[/b] RIGHT ON!
Stranger:[/b] FUCK MAN
Stranger:[/b] YOU GOT A BLUNT AROUND HERE?
Stranger:[/b] I WANNA SMOKE ONE MORE TIME IF THEY CATCH ME TONIGHT
You:[/b] YAH MAN
You:[/b] CHECK THE SPACE BEHIND THE MICROWAVE
Stranger:[/b] -runs out and rapes you like a ferocious pteradactyle and sprouts wings and flies away screeching-
You:[/b] HELL YAH!
Stranger:[/b] COME WITH ME, BLUNTCLOSETMAN
You:[/b] PTERADACTYLES ARE THE SHIT!
Stranger:[/b] BE A PTERADACTYLEPIRE
Stranger:[/b] -flies back in biting your arm off which turns into a wing-
Stranger:[/b] WELCOME BROTHER
You:[/b] AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
You:[/b] YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Stranger:[/b] YOU ARE NOW STRONGGG
You:[/b] I AM STRONG!
Stranger:[/b] YES
Stranger:[/b] FLY WITH ME BROTHER
Stranger:[/b] -FLIES OUT THE WINDOW-
Stranger:[/b] -STARTS RAPING RANDOM PEOPLE AND FLYING OFF-
Stranger:[/b] TAKE YOUR PICK, BROTHER.,
You:[/b] THE FAT BRUNETTE ON THE CORNER!
You:[/b] SHES MINE!
Stranger:[/b] AYEEEE
Stranger:[/b] I CALL THE FAT BLACK WOMAN
Stranger:[/b] -runs down and rapes her-
You:[/b] WELL DONE, BROTHER!
Stranger:[/b] Ayee...
Stranger:[/b] The sun draws near.
Stranger:[/b] We must fly back to Jurassic park.
Stranger:[/b] SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Stranger:[/b] -takes air flying towards Jurassic park-
You:[/b] I CHOOSE TO DIE!
You:[/b] IT IS WORTH THE RAPE!
Stranger:[/b] NO
Stranger:[/b] BROTHER
Stranger:[/b] YOU CAN'T!
You:[/b] I MUST!
Stranger:[/b] BROTHER
Stranger:[/b] THERE IS MUCH TO LEARN AS A PTERADACTYLEPIRE
Stranger:[/b] DON'T THROW IT IN THE GARBAGE
You:[/b] I MUST!
You:[/b] MY SON WILL SOON BE BORN
You:[/b] HALF HUMAN...
You:[/b] HALF ME!
Stranger:[/b] ...DEAR LORD.... YOU'RE A GENIUS BROTHER
Stranger:[/b] SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You:[/b] A NEW BREED!
Stranger:[/b] WE WILL POPULATE THIS WORLD
Stranger:[/b] -flies through continuing his rape-
You:[/b] WE WILL RULE!
You:[/b] WE WILL DOMINATE!
Stranger:[/b] Um dude.
Stranger:[/b] What did we just go on about?
You:[/b] well
You:[/b] we were dinosaurs
Stranger:[/b] I feel like we just dropped acid.
Stranger:[/b] Is it weird that I feel like we're best friends now?
NOVAK SHOWED ME THE WAY! JOIN THE BROTHERHOOD! BECOME A PTERADACTYLEPIRE
