I have a confession to make...

skiierman

skiierman

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So I don't go to church or anything, but I fucked a priest's daughter. I mean it was great and everything, but I'm probobly going to hell for it.
 
Ya probably. Now go to confession at that church and say "I had sex with the daughter of a priest" This way when the priest kills you you will go to heaven.
 
It was a priest, and yeah it was pretty good. She was a virgin before hand so it was as good as it could be.
 
holy water is the same as regular water. Just like spring water is actually filtered calgary water. Its just from a different place
 
or you can question the very existance of god and then the preist would be the same as the bum on the corner. And fucking his daughter would be pretty funny
 
Dude, unless the priest was catholic, which he wasn't since he had a daughter, he wouldn't view himslef as being any different or better than a regular person. I've been working as a secretary for my church this summer and while I don't ever actually go to services I've learned a ton of stuff just by listening to him talk.
 
how could you go to hell for fucking her, how else is she gunna have a baby? If you fucked the pope's daughter then you would go to hell.. instantly
 
we're pretty much all going to hell anyway. it used to be a form of punishment...but now it's gonna be a big party with all the fun ppl who walked this earth.
 
i was really expecting you to say you were gay. when ever you want to get that off your chest, the community is here for you.
 
think about hwo much fun you have to sacrifice in order to go to heaven. soooooo not worth it. even if i was a good boy and all id still go to hell because i dont believe in god! does that make me a heretic?
 
i should have asked what religion is she? I know that different religions have different rules.
 
"When I die, fuck it I wanna go to hell

Cause I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fuckin' tell

It don't make sense, goin' to heaven wit the goodie-goodies

Dressed in white, I like black Tims and black hoodies

God will probably have me on some real strict shit

No sleepin' all day, no gettin my dick licked

Hangin' with the goodie-goodies loungin' in paradise

Fuck that shit, I wanna tote guns and shoot dice"- Biggie

 
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