i had the same thing happen to me man, well almost. i was rippin down the side of this trail, and all of a sudden, magically, this little gnome on skis, dressed in pink, veered into my path. i swear to god this little girl came out of thin fucking air.
being the nice guy that i am, i hucked, and i mean hucked, all my body weight to the left, into the woods, so i wouldnt impale her like a shis-ka-bob. Broke my pole, fucked up my wrist, rung my head pretty good, needless to say i was raging already.
then this little "angel"'s mom rolled up, started screaming about how i "couldve killed my baby!" while i was emptying large amounts of snow out of my hood. i calmly explained to the lady that she should probably be thanking me for saving her kids life, and that if shes so concerned about her kid that she lets her veer all over the trail, she probably shouldve stuck to that BJ, and bought a lap dog. then i left.