I hate my friends girlfriend

carvingcarl

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shes a bitch. my friends and i have started a secret operation to try to break them up. we are all good friends with him but it seems like shes changing him. there relationship seems alot more physical then anything els.

so far we havent done anything big. weve just been giving him the message that we really don't like her.

but shes off at a camp for a month and we are planning to write a letter to her trying to break them up

so leave some advice as to what we could to brake them up. we have all summer long to try. so please, help my friend

 
cock slap her in the face then say, its over bitch

kick there ass, drink there bear and steal there women

 
i know what u mean i have done that before

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just kill her

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just tell your friend that you don't really likeh er and that she's changing him for the worse. I don't really see how a purely physical relationship could change him for the worse though. Maybe you are just jealous that he is spending more time with her and less with you than before and that he is actually getting some.

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That's super lame man. Sounds like you're pissed cuz your buddy is gettin ass while you're playin video games.

 
yeah dude thats harsh

what's up now bitch

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wow thats really fucked up. just tell your bro flat out you think shes a bitch and shes changing him. if he values your relationship he'll try to understand where youre comming from. if hes more into getting play than playing with you, he'll stick with her and you will know he was a dick from the get-go.

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yeah man when i read what he said that was the first thing i thought of

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If this chick is making your friend happy, why the fuck would you ever want to make him unhappy? In what way is she changing him? You say it seems that its mostly a physical thing... why dont you ask your friend and find out forsure? Youll be a much better friend to him by showing concern than by fucking with his personal life.

If any of my friends ever did that to me, Id fucking write them off in an instant, and Id expect my friends to do the same to me.

Friendship is based on trust and if you fuck with that trust, like your proposing, then your going to fuck up the entire friendship. Trust is alot like toothpast. Its really easy to lose, and squeeze out of the tube but its nearly impossible to ever get that same toothpast back insde the tube. You do somehting this sever to lose his trust, your losing the friendship that your trying to save. wouldnt you feel shitty then.

Its his choice, and if you really are his friend, you gotta respect that.

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Well if your really set to breaking them up even after everyone ripped into you, you can do it in a way where you wont be a dick. For that month that shes off at camp just start partying it up with your buddy, but make sure there are always ladys around. Preferably, these ladies are willing to give your buddy ass if he goes for it. Just try and find him a better girl while she is away and he will have no choice but to dumb the one at camp.

 
wow did you know that this happens with every single friend who gets a girlfriend? they start spending more time with each other and less with you.

Nothing you can do about it I'm afraid

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Dont send her a msg at camp because if she gets back and talks to him about it he'll be coufussed. She'll tell him what she got at camp and he'll know it was you guyz. That will fuck up your friendship. I agree ... its on trust if you really dont like what your friend is doing tell him. I would never not tell a friend of mine if they were annoying me and it works good for me. You could also try talking to the girl. Tell her whatever you think. How you want her to change, hows hes your bestfriend.. and who knows maybe she'll turn out to not be that bad. Give what ever you can a shot but dont go behind his back about it. Or he'll get pissed off !

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bad idea man that will only ruin their relationship and very possibly the relationship u have with them...just talk to him about it...i have a gf that makes me very happy and i would be sooo fuckin pissed if my friends did anything of the sort to try and get us to break up

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just talk to him about it and say she bothers you, friends will listen, he might take it inot conserdiation, and about writing her at camp, wtf??? that something a grade six would do

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If she's like that he'll wake up eventually, blinded by love or beauty or good head who knows

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I'm gonna have to oppose the bandwagon on this one. You clearly are actually the guy's friend and care about what happens to him if you're that worried about this chick changing him for the worse. However, doing crap behind his back just sounds childish. I'd definitely try to talk to him calmly and try not to let it turn into a big fight, because that's pretty much all you can really do. To be honest, though, you're probably out of luck; As a great man once said, "They always seem to listen to the one they're banging". Sorry to hear about this, it's a shitty situation that just seems to crop up once in a while. Usually the guy will figure it out for himself.

 
haha that was hilarious and prolly true, talk to your friend dont be gay about it, dont break them up just get him to realize what shes really like. how old are you and your friends? chances are theyl breakup soon anyway

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dude I have this friend whos all cool and when he's around his girlfriend he acts like a total "normal and mature" person and a total deusch bag so whenever he's around his ho I always tell them stories of funny immature shit we always do together...that always gets them apart. he's gone through like 7 women so far haha.

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hahahahahaah thatsd the best idea yet. but if shes hott and slutty maby u can have a 3 some or something...ud prob like her more after that

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Thanks to ElGato's icon, I got the perfect plan. Staple her face to a horse's ass or the garage door or something that moves.

I live in a place far far away, where on occasion the telly tubbies will come to play....and that's when Ma gets out the shotgun. Damn critters climb in our gutter system all the time.
 
^thats what i thought it was at first...but now im leaning to some type of paintball gun?

yea, it might be because he has asian in him, but tanaka is more funny than that andy faggot. i'd probably watch the chinese tanaka show.

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definatly not a paintball gun. My guess is either a staple gun or a nail gun.

I live in a place far far away, where on occasion the telly tubbies will come to play....and that's when Ma gets out the shotgun. Damn critters climb in our gutter system all the time.
 
dude dont listen to those pussies at the top of this thread, fukin break em up. if shes changing him and taking him away from skiing or somethn, he'll thank you later on once they break up

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its gotta be a taple gun. u could "nail" her with it.. ooo ooo im bad im bad

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you kids are dumb. its a stale gun!

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im actually in the same situation man! bitches suck

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ya i hate my friends gf too, his last one was so hot, this one is so ugly, and kinda a bitch. but if i dont see her its ok

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