I Hate Longboarders

Arabian

Arabian

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The are the scum of the earth. They intertwine through campus without regard for rules or anybody else. Carving down a hill in front of 10 cars at 10mph should be warrant murder from inconvenienced traffic. No, you don't look cool. No, it's not like, awesome, brah. You're fucking rats and I hope you die in traffic. /rant.
 
Longboarding is one of the sickest sports, i can see how its annoying if they suck and they're going slowly down a hill or cutting people of on your campus but if you watch longboard downhill or freeride videos they're sick as shit
 
I hope you jump out of the way of a longboarder and cause a cute girl to spill her coffee. Then, while you back away in fear, because, as we both know, you have no ability to converse with opposite sex, you get hit by a bus. With your legs mangled and with no way to get off the street, a dog then comes and shits on your face and humps you while letting out a high-pitched howl, alerting all the other dogs in the neighborhood. While the local dogs are having a gangbang on your crippled body, a frat star longboarder in cargo shorts and flip flops attempts to stop and help you; however, as he doesn't know how to stop, he jumps off his longboard mid-mongo push and catapults his board into your face at mach potato, opening a large wound and smearing dog shit in it. After EMS arrives and finally transports you to the hospital, you die of sepsis.

PS - fuck you.

PPS - your family got hit by a drunk driver when they were trying to visit you in the hospital.
 
longboarding is fun as shit but i see where youre coming from i would never ride one to school or to get around but goin out and bombing some hills with your pals is always a good time. we even pick roads that dont have cars on them so we dont die/bother them
 
Its funny when they go to the skatepark and just cruise around,then get a verbal ass rape by the park goons. Other than that I got no beef,assholes will be assholes OP,don't generalize.
 
No, please tell me why. Its more fluid to push regular, but what's wrong with mongo if the rider prefers it?
 
It's like skiing without poles or riding a scooter. Sure, you may like it, and you might even be good at it, but you look luke a fucking goon and everyone knows you're a noob.
 
Longboarders suck. Buy a real skateboard. It's the most versatile and best way to get from one place to another if you're gonna use a form of skateboard. You have a nose and tail kick to utilize. You can speed check way easier. You can go up or down stairs and gaps and curbs with out getting off. It's lighter and easier to get around on. Just because you have a real skateboard doesn't mean you can't toss some softer wheels on it.
 
I push mongo. Fuck the haters. Yall just:
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I just don't understand why kids would choose a method of transport that they suck at riding. I see kids who can't push, have no control over where they're going, can't exceed 5mph on flat ground. Like why wouldn't you just ride a bike if you're trying to get somewhere. I mean they'll get good eventually, it's not hard just to ride around slowly. But maybe consider getting comfortable before riding to class?

But some of them have no idea that cars are behind them or whatever. I occasionally skate somewhere, and I don't ride in front of cars or do stupid stuff. It's impolie, like bikers who try to ride with traffic but are slow as hell. You're not a car, don't act like one.

And it should be noted that there's a difference between broseph riding to class in his sandals and actually going fast and "real" longboarding.
 
I hat mongo. I hate other longboarders. But when I'm late for class and I'm gonna miss a final, expect me to bust out the ol arbor and mob on down to class.
 
I think longboarding is pretty fkn cool, but inconsiderate fucking losers that do it on public roads and shit deserve to land on their face at 40mph, and skid to a halt in a briar patch.
 
Longboarding is a pretty intense sport, but there are a lot of kooks out there who give it a bad repcheck this out, pretty gnarly

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