I hate Black and Milds

[El.Guapo]

turned 18 back in august so my friend told me to try some Black and milds. I think I got like wine flavor or something. Anyways they were nasty.. never touched any tobacco since then so I was wondering what a non-shitty cigar would be to bring to a party. Or is it all just nasty and I should just buy more Smirnoff instead?

**This thread was edited on Dec 24th 2014 at 4:05:51pm

 

[ISellMeth]

I was excited to watch this go a different direction

 

[DGski]

This thread is funny because the title makes the reader think you are talking about African Americans but then in a plot twist you reveal its actually about Black and Milds!!!

Nice one OP!!! Was not expecting that!

 

[SpookyCat]

This thread is funny because the title makes the reader think you are talking about African Americans but then in a plot twist you reveal its actually about Black and Milds!!!

Nice one OP!!! Was not expecting that!

Why would you think that? Oh, Florida, right... nothing but old people and racists. I read the title and the last thing on my mind was some person's skin color.

 

[DanielPlainview]

Id probably skip the cigars all together, ive never had one i thought was good. Also, skip the smirnoff.

 

[Barefootin_Fiend]

Why would you think that? Oh, Florida, right... nothing but old people and racists. I read the title and the last thing on my mind was some person's skin color.

and over here folks we have another wonderful contribution by the ever dismal JenniferGarner....

 

[theabortionator]

Lol. You should probably stop trying to be cool and move on with your life.

18 eh? Sounds about 14. I went to a party and wanted to be cool so I bought one of the cheapest noobiest cigars I could find. I've never touched any tobacco before but I just thought it would be super cool. I didn't like it though. Recommend me something else for my next party that will really be a show stopper.

I think you gotta start smoking at least 4 or 5 years younger if you're trying to have the (look how cool I am effect)

Middle school is where I recommend. Sparking up a cig at recess when you're 10 get's all the bitches into you.

 

[Sno.]

A Cuban since we're all cool and legit with them now.

 

[robbinJAHood]

was really expecting this to b different lol

 

[dmski]

This is the butterface of all threads

 

[miroz]

Hahahaha lol

Black and milds are gross, and aren't blacks - blacks are the clove cigarettes sold by Djarum. They're terrible for you but taste great.

 

[Chron_Rabbit]

just smoke some kratum instead. Studies in my lab have shown that kratum kills cancer cells

 

[JGWI]

 

[Charlie_Kelly]

Why would you think that? Oh, Florida, right... nothing but old people and racists. I read the title and the last thing on my mind was some person's skin color.

See I though he was talking about how much he hates black people.

 

[Drail]

I actually thought this was going to be about the New Zealand rugby team. Guess I'm alone on this one.

 

[dmski]

I was excited to watch this go a different direction

This. Plus I gotta add GU rocks!

 

[ABdrummer]

A Cuban since we're all cool and legit with them now.

All the good Cuban cigar families moved out of Cuba anyways long ago. But still excited.

 

[Dobber]

Why would you think that? Oh, Florida, right... nothing but old people and racists. I read the title and the last thing on my mind was some person's skin color.

I really hope you are just a troll.

 

[toastyteenagers]

i love threads with misleading titles.

 

[tcm.worldwide]

just a slight bit misleading

 

[Anathema]

i was thinking the photo store

 

[.Hugo.]

My post got deleted but i cant even remember what it was... hmmmm didnt think i posted anything bad today

 

[PacificRimJob]

I wasn't expecting this to be about african americans.... but I also wasn't expecting it to be about cigars.

 

[RevolverASlut]

ns is way too dumb for op

 

[twin-tip-hero]

This thread is funny because the title makes the reader think you are talking about African Americans but then in a plot twist you reveal its actually about Black and Milds!!!

Nice one OP!!! Was not expecting that!

 

[little1337]

This thread is funny because the title makes the reader think you are talking about African Americans but then in a plot twist you reveal its actually about Black and Milds!!!

Nice one OP!!! Was not expecting that!

 

[DGski]

Explain this

 

[SnowshoeThompson]

OP wishes he was as cool as this kid

 

[TheButterHashira]

I suspected this was about black-n-milds. Royale woodtip is probably the best flavor.

The real bone I have to pick with OP is about smirnoff. Are you an 18 year old girl?

 

[El.Guapo]

OP wishes he was as cool as this kid

Some day I will be.. Just watch

 

[.FRY.]

Why would you think that? Oh, Florida, right... nothing but old people and racists. I read the title and the last thing on my mind was some person's skin color.

suck a dick m8

 

[applegangster]

i dont mind the blacks, i have a lot of fun with them but they will beat u up, they are everywhere, and some of them are not well groomed. but if you want the good white powder you go to go to the blacks

 

[Sno.]

i dont mind the blacks, i have a lot of fun with them but they will beat u up, they are everywhere, and some of them are not well groomed. but if you want the good white powder you go to go to the blacks

lawls.

 

[cornholio]

My post got deleted but i cant even remember what it was... hmmmm didnt think i posted anything bad today

something about meth, i think. must have been offensive

 

[SpookyCat]

Utah... LOL
http://www.ksl.com/?sid=32848213&nid=148&title=tracks-cleared-after-trax-car-incident&s_cid=queue-23

 

[theabortionator]

I actually thought this was going to be about the New Zealand rugby team. Guess I'm alone on this one.

"all blacks"

weird name honestly.

 

[PacificRimJob]

"all blacks"

weird name honestly.

They wear all black.

Makes a lot of sense.

 

[theabortionator]

They wear all black.

Makes a lot of sense.

True. Just the possible threat of the name excluding white folks made me wonder. Not that there are really black people on it or that there aren't any white peoples.

Also I still don't 100% understand it but it makes more sense to me than cricket.

 

[freestyler540]

Yeah forget cigars. You smoke them for the smell, not exactly for inhaling. Weed is better anyway

Just drink beer. If it sucks, I get you, but its an acquired taste. Dont buy pre mix drinks, they are expensive and they make you feel sick. Go for Liquors like Drambui, Armaretto or Jagger if you want sweet and get drunk for the first time.

 

[skier58284]

This thread is funny because the title makes the reader think you are talking about African Americans but then in a plot twist you reveal its actually about Black and Milds!!!

Nice one OP!!! Was not expecting that!

I'm pretty sure that most people that hate 'blacks' hate Africans in general, not just African Americans. What does nationality have to do with this?

 

[DGski]

I'm pretty sure that most people that hate 'blacks' hate Africans in general, not just African Americans. What does nationality have to do with this?

Kool

 

[El.Guapo]

i dont mind the blacks, i have a lot of fun with them but they will beat u up, they are everywhere, and some of them are not well groomed. but if you want the good white powder you go to go to the blacks

Lol

 

[GrahamGould]

Backwoods

/thread

 

[Crispy.]

Thread title got changed lol

 

[El.Guapo]

lol title got changed

 

[AT-AT]

lol title got changed

Hahaha. Political correct thread is much lessvfunny

 

[El.Guapo]

Hahaha. Political correct thread is much lessvfunny

A catchy title really gets the people going

 

[SpookyCat]

Way to ruin a funny idea, NS. Blowing it once again for the advertising dollas.

 

[.FRY.]

Way to ruin a funny idea, NS. Blowing it once again for the advertising dollas.

does someone need a hug?

 

[Byron_tha_gr8]

mods no one here is even black jesus let the kids do what they want

 

[ABalls]

Much better thread read than I expected. Also, black and milds are excellent in my opinion, try picking up jazz or cherry if you get sick of the wine.